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   From: hpgoldfinger@N0SPAM.C0M   
      
   Are You A John Kerry Fan, Like Leland Milton Goldblatt PhD (Pure horse   
   Droppings)?   
      
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   A teacher in a small Vermont town asks her class how many of them are   
   John Kerry fans.  Not really knowing what a John Kerry fan is, but   
   wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raise their hands   
   except one boy.  The teacher asks Johnny why he has decided to be   
   Different.   
      
   Johnny says, "I'm not a John Kerry fan."   
      
   The teacher says, "Why aren't you a John Kerry fan?"   
      
   Johnny says, "I'm a George Bush fan."   
      
   The teacher asks why he's a George Bush fan.   
      
   The boy says, "Well, my mom's a George Bush fan and my dad's a George   
   Bush Fan, so I'm a George Bush fan!"   
      
   The teacher is kind of angry, because this is Vermont, so she asks,   
   "What if your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would   
   that make you?"   
      
   Johnny says, "That would make me a John Kerry fan!   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)