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   From: hpgoldfinger@N0SPAM.C0M   
      
   Hanoi John Kerry Caught in Whopper Lie Trying to Get the Cuban Vote!   
      
      
   John Kerry doesn't just flip-flop in his desperate attempt to be all   
   things to all voters; he even makes things up.   
      
   In an article Sunday in the Miami Herald the soft-on-communism   
   Washington waffler, pandering for the prized Cuban-American vote in   
   crucial Florida, claimed: "I'm pretty tough on Castro, because I think   
   he's running one of the last vestiges of a Stalinist secret police   
   government in the world."   
      
   The Herald reported:   
      
   "Then, reaching back eight years to one of the more significant   
   efforts to toughen sanctions on the communist island, Kerry   
   volunteered: 'And I voted for the Helms-Burton legislation to be tough   
   on companies that deal with him.' ...   
      
   "There is only one problem: Kerry voted against it," the newspaper   
   noted.   
      
   And remember little Elian Gonzalez? Kerry wants your vote no matter   
   what you think about how Bill Clinton, Janet Reno and company sent the   
   poor boy back to Fidel Castro's tropical gulag.   
      
   "I didn't agree with that," the Massachusetts Democrat insisted.   
      
   The Herald reported: "But when he was asked to elaborate, Kerry   
   acknowledged that he agreed the boy should have been with his father.   
      
   "So what didn't he agree with?" the paper wondered.   
      
   Here's all that Kerry could stammer: "I didn't like the way they did   
   it. I thought the process was butchered."   
      
   Lt. Gov. Toni Jennings predicted that Kerry's record on Cuba would   
   "haunt" him.   
      
   President Bush's campaign manager, Ken Mehlman, told the Herald,   
   "Kerry is much softer on Castro than Al Gore was."   
      
   Perhaps the vicious dictator is one of the "foreign leaders" that   
   Kerry claims secretly support him.   
      
      
   --   
   Left-wing liberals are EVERYTHING they accuse the right of being. They   
   are mean, vicious, hateful, greedy, cold-hearted, closed-minded,   
   selfish, intolerant, bigoted and racist.   
      
   Liberals HATE America!   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)