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   From: Hellmstoffer@nonuyerbuisiness.net   
      
   Dr. Harold Paul Goldfinger wrote in message ...   
   >Who do you think al Qaeda would support in November?   
      
   Bush. Being a solidly conservative/religious organization made up of people   
   who would have no problem shooting you if you looked at them wrong or   
   disagreed with them on some obscure point of dogma, they are firmly in the   
   Republican/conservative camp. They believe the universe, the earth and   
   everything on it was created by God because The Koran and the Old Testament   
   say so. They are not evolutionists, they prefer the complicated, inaccurate,   
   moon-based calender they've been using for who knows how long and they think   
   women should be barefoot, pregnant and in the kitchen cooking dinner. They   
   treat modern entertainment with deep distrust and more or less banned it all   
   in Afganistan. Rape is not a serious problem for them, unless the woman is   
   married to a man other than the rapist, in which case she becomes   
   "disgraced." Homosexuals can and will be killed. The unborn are sacred to   
   them though and they will not tolerate abortion under any circumstances.   
   However, once the baby is born, if it's a girl and you were hoping for a   
   boy, you could probably kill it with no serious consequences, regardless of   
   the mothers feelings. They love guns and regularly have "sinners" stoned to   
   death, beheaded, maimed or shot in public as a discouragement to others who   
   might be contemplating an evil act. Five or six times a day they drop   
   whatever they're doing and go to say their prayers.   
      
   Damn. Come to think of it, they've actually out-conservatived the   
   conservatives. Al Queda is a Republican wet dream. It's a backwards looking   
   political/social/religous movement based in superstition, fear, hatred and   
   ignorance. It's the living, breathing embodyment of everything John Ashcroft   
   and George W Bush stand for. I'm surprised they haven't been made honorary   
   members.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)