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   From: hpgoldfinger@N0SPAM.C0M   
      
   CONSERVATIVES VS. LIBERALS: THE NATURE OF THE SILLY STUPID LIBERAL   
      
   It all began a hundred thousand years ago on a ledge in front of a   
   cave. A liberal male homosexual walked by, attracting the attention of   
   another liberal male homosexual. The one liberal male homosexual   
   stepped forward and smacked the other liberal homosexual over the head   
   with his club. WHACK! He then dragged the unconscious other liberal   
   homosexual into his cave for several hours of anal, and oral sex. Next   
   thing you know, AIDS is invented!   
      
   One day there were two liberals standing in front of a cave trying to   
   figure out how to steal their neighbors pig when a female walked by.   
   The first liberal raised his arm to club the female. The female   
   communicated to him that he was a dirty and smelly liberal that needed   
   to take a bath. The female made it very clear that she did not want   
   any liberal to touch any part of her body. WHACK! WHACK! One of the   
   dirty smelly liberals hit the woman over the head with his club. And   
   then both liberals proceeded to gang rape her.   
      
   Things didn't change much for thousands of years until the advent of   
   projectile weapons. This was first symbolized by the liberal corner   
   drug dealer, where the big strong liberal brute, strung out on PCP,   
   was laid flat by the small liberal crack dealer who shoots him with a   
   stolen 357 magnum. Once liberal brute strength was no longer the   
   controlling factor in social interaction, liberal ideas slowly started   
   to fester in human culture, and civilization began to deteriorate.   
      
   Throughout human history, the price for advocating conservative   
   tolerance and progressive change has been paid for in threats,   
   beatings, excommunication, incarceration, torture, murder,   
   assassination, and execution. Countless liberals have caused   
   civilization to pay the ultimate price, for their inhumanity. John F.   
   Kennedy, and Bill Clinton are two of the more famous of liberals in   
   high places that have been found out to have committed sex crimes   
   while serving as president.   
      
   Today there are many liberals - individuals, groups, and nations - who   
   use threats and violence to silence the voices of conservative reason,   
   tolerance, and progress. Here in America it is seen in liberal racists   
   and homosexuals, Black Panthers and gays who spread AIDS just for the   
   fun of it, for money and out of anger generated by interactive cause,   
   and because of religious or racial intolerance and liberal bigotry.   
      
   Alan Berg, on talk radio, was a liberal that loved to stir up trouble   
   any way possible. Then Alan Berg was found dead outside of the   
   building he lived in. Obviously the result of a drug deal gone bad.   
   Liberals are well known for shooting each other during drug deals.   
      
   David Rice is a liberal on death row in Washington State who has no   
   remorse whatsoever for entering the home of a family of four and   
   carving out their living hearts only because he heard they had money   
   that he wanted to buy drugs with.   
      
   At Ruby Ridge, a liberal controlled FBI shot a woman, holding a baby,   
   in the back of the head.   
      
   In 1993, in Waco, Texas, liberal Janet Reno sent liberal controlled   
   federal troops into a compound to set fires and kill hundreds of women   
   and children.   
      
   The most abominable atrocity in several decades is the 9/11 terrorist   
   attacks upon America. Thousands of innocent civilians were murdered.   
   The perpetrator, the liberal Osama Bin Laden and the liberal al   
   Qaeda-Taliban terrorists, epitomize the left-wing mentality of causing   
   death and destruction everywhere possible. Liberals are still trying   
   to defend Osama bin Laden and Al-Qaeda terrorists by protesting our   
   military people who are trying to get rid of the terrorist threat to   
   America.   
      
   Arguing that such horrendous crimes are not political in nature or   
   that they are not done primarily by liberals is utter nonsense. All we   
   have to do is to look back at all of the liberal atrocities throughout   
   history as seen below:   
      
   Who nailed who to a cross?   
   Roman Soldiers nailed Conservative Christ to a cross.   
      
   Who were the Loyalists to the totalitarian monarchy of King George?   
   The liberal colonists of what is now the United States of America. The   
   Conservatives took up guns, and then chased the British out of America   
   with those guns while the liberals were all crying for more gun   
   control laws.   
      
   Who started our Civil War to defend slavery?   
   Abraham Lincoln, a conservative Republican, came to the aid of the   
   slaves. The southern liberals wanted to keep black people as slaves.   
   But it was a northern conservative Republican who freed them.   
      
   Who fought to keep women as property, and now fights their sovereignty   
   over their own bodies in the freedom to choose abortion?   
   Liberals love to kill everything, including unborn babies. Liberals   
   are very sick people.   
      
   Who fought against child labor statutes?   
   Liberals are all for labor unions that would have everyone paying dues   
   to an organization that is rife with crime and corruption, just like   
   the Clinton family.   
      
   Who fought against the concept of free public education?   
   Liberals want everyone else to pay for everything that they do.   
   Liberals feel that they should not have to work for anything at all   
   when they can make someone else pay for it.   
      
   Who fought against the right of women to vote?   
   Liberals do not want anyone to vote for anyone who is not a liberal.   
      
   Who fought against anti-trust and anti-monopoly legislation?   
   Conservative Republican Teddy Roosevelt.   
      
   Who fought against workers organizing?   
   Liberals feel that workers should organize in order to try to extort   
   more money out of employers.   
      
   Who fought against government controls on manufacturers of cars   
   "unsafe at any speed?"   
   The same liberal idiot ( Ralph Nader ) that nobody pays attention to   
   forty years later. The Chevrolet Corvair is not much different than   
   any modern car. The Chevrolet Corvair was way ahead of its time. But a   
   stupid liberal, of that time, wanted everyone to drive huge hulking   
   cars that weighed in at about 2 tons each. Now liberals want all of us   
   to drive electric cars that are not practical either.   
      
   Who killed several thousand innocent civilians in the 9/11 terrorist   
   attacks?   
   William Jefferson Clinton! Because Billy Clinton had a perfect chance   
   to get Osama bin Laden and decided to forget about it, because he felt   
   that getting a blow job from Monica Lewinsky was more important.   
      
      
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