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   Now you're just looking stupid.   
      
   "Dr. Harold Paul Goldfinger"  wrote in message   
   news:f5gnb0lqnqc7kv8h2n9g8ifsqliougi5s9@4ax.com...   
   > FBI WARNS OF LIBERAL SUICIDE BOMBERS   
   >   
   >   
   > So here it is...a warning from the federal government to be on the   
   > lookout for liberal suicide bombers. In its weekly bulletin to 18,000   
   > law enforcement agencies, here is what they are saying we should keep   
   > our eyes peeled for:   
   >   
   > a.. Liberals wearing bulky jackets on warm days   
   > b.. Liberals smelling of chemicals   
   > c.. Liberals whose fists are tightly clenched   
   > d.. Liberal suicide bombers who may disguise themselves as pregnant   
   > women   
   > e.. Liberal suicide bombers disguised as police officers in stolen   
   > uniforms   
   >   
   > So what is missing besides the fact that most of these terrorist   
   > liberals will have Kerry for President bumper stickers on their cars?   
   > How about an actual real description of a potential terrorist?   
   > Consider these indisputable facts:   
   >   
   > a.. 19 Islamic terrorists hijacked the four airliners on 9/11 that   
   > resulted in the deaths of 3,000 innocent American civilians   
   >   
   > b.. Islamic terrorists blew up the U.S.S. Cole in 2000, killing 17   
   > American sailors   
   >   
   > c.. Liberal Islamic terrorists bombed the American embassies in Kenya   
   > and Tanzania in 1997, killing 243 people and injuring 5,000 others   
   >   
   > d.. Liberal Islamic terrorists blew up the U.S. Marine barracks in   
   > Saudi Arabia in 1995, killing 292 people   
   >   
   > I could go on, but you get the idea. So why is the FBI ignoring the   
   > obvious? Oh yeah ... we have to be politically correct, don't we?   
   > While Americans are being targeted on their own homeland, we have to   
   > be oh so careful not to profile! The lives of innocent American women   
   > and children are being put at risk under the guise of political   
   > correctness. All you have to do is look at the FBI's most-wanted list,   
   > a 20 year history of terrorist attacks and airplane hijackings to come   
   > to the following conclusion:   
   >   
   > "The individual or group that is most likely to commit a terrorist   
   > attack against the United States is a liberal Islamic fundamentalist   
   > Arab male. Are all Arabs or Muslims terrorists? Of course not, but who   
   > should we be scrutinizing here?  Some old lady from New Jersey, or a   
   > Saudi national at the airport?"   
   >   
   > Sorry, but that's just the way it is. The sooner people realize it and   
   > accept it, that liberals really hate America, the more lives that will   
   > be saved.   
   >   
   > --   
   > Left-wing liberals are EVERYTHING they accuse the right of being. They   
   > are mean, vicious, hateful, greedy, cold-hearted, closed-minded,   
   > selfish, intolerant, bigoted and racist.   
   >   
   > Liberals HATE America!   
   >   
   >   
      
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