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   From: hpgoldfinger@N0SPAM.C0M   
      
   You know you are a stupid liberal homosexual when...   
      
   10 - You vigorously deny the existence of any gods claimed by   
   religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of your   
   penis god.   
      
   9 - You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that   
   people evolved from sick life forms, but you have no problem with the   
   liberal claim that we were created from sheep.   
      
   8 - You laugh at christians, but you have no problem believing in two   
   face morons.   
      
   7 - Your face turns purple when you blow of the "atrocities"   
   attributed to Allahs , but you don't even flinch when hearing about   
   how they ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups of soldiers.   
      
   6 - You laugh at christian beliefs that deify faggots, but you have no   
   problem believing that the Holy brown eye impregnated Bubba, who then   
   gave birth to a 6 pound turd named prick., came back to life and then   
   ascended into the toilet on it's maiden journey.   
      
   5 - You are willing to spend your life looking for little poopholes in   
   the scientifically established age of the teen (14 or 15  years), but   
   you find everyhing wrong with believing dates recorded by Bronze Age   
   tribesmen sitting in their tents that what you do is a wrong and   
   sinful . As it spreads not only disease ,but destroys civilizations.   
      
   4 - You believe that the entire population of this planet with the   
   exception of those who share your beliefs -- though excluding those in   
   all rival sects - will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of   
   Suffering. And yet consider your athiesm the most "tolerant" and   
   "loving."   
      
   3 - While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have   
   failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the   
   floor speaking in "tongues" may be all the evidence we need to "prove"   
   your Rape and molestation for conviction.   
      
   2 - You define 291% as a "low success rate" when it comes to molesting   
   children. You consider that to be evidence that deception works. And   
   you  think that the remaining 99.99%  was simply the will of Bob.   
      
   1 - You actually know a lot less than most atheists and agnostics do   
   about the Bible, Christianity, and church history - but still call   
   yourself a human being.   
      
   Author unknown   
      
      
    "Government is not the solution,it's the problem".   
    Ronald Reagan   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)