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   From: fskahrs@pacbell.net   
      
   In article ,   
    Dr. Linus Bahadur Goldfarb  wrote:   
      
   > Antibiotic Resistant Syphilis Spreading because of liberal   
   > homosexuals!   
   >   
   >   
   > A fast-spreading mutant strain of syphilis has proved resistant to the   
   > antibiotic pills that are offered to some liberal patients as an   
   > alternative to painful penicillin shots.   
   >   
   > Since the late 1990s, doctors and public health clinics have been   
   > giving azithromycin to some liberal syphilis patients because the   
   > long-acting antibiotic pill was highly effective and easy to use. Four   
   > pills taken at once were usually enough to cure syphilis in these   
   > liberals.   
   >   
   > But now researchers at University of Washington in Seattle have found   
   > at least 10 percent of syphilis samples from liberal patients at   
   > sexually transmitted disease clinics in four cities had a strain   
   > resistant to   
   > azithromycin.   
   >   
   > "That suggests that this mutation is pretty widely distributed   
   > geographically," said Sheila A. Lukehart, research professor of   
   > infectious diseases of liberals.   
   >   
   > The percentage of samples from San Francisco with the mutant strain   
   > jumped from 4 percent in 1999-2002 to 37 percent in 2003, with the   
   > increase taking place largely among liberal gay or liberal bisexual   
   > men with multiple liberal partners.   
   >   
   > The study was reported in Thursday's New England Journal of Medicine   
   > (news - web sites).   
   >   
   > Experts say doctors should switch to penicillin or other antibiotics   
   > if azithromycin does not work. But some of those antibiotics can cause   
   > nausea and other side effects and must be taken for two weeks; some   
   > liberal   
   > patients do not complete their treatment and are not cured.   
   >   
   > Experts said the findings also show that liberal syphilis patients   
   > treated with azithromycin must have follow-up tests to be sure they   
   > are cured. After syphilis sores disappear on liberals, the disease can   
   > silently attack the brain and cause dementia, paralysis and death. Of   
   > course dementia is normal in liberals, so we really need to keep an   
   > eye out for paralyzed and dead liberals.   
   >   
   > Penicillin has long been the recommended treatment for syphilis in   
   > liberals. But it must be given in two buttocks injections much more   
   > painful than typical shots, because a large amount of the solution   
   > must be forced into the muscle.   
   >   
   > Syphilis among liberals decreased in the United States through the   
   > 1990s, then climbed 19 percent from 2000 to 2003 to about 7,100 cases,   
   > according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (news -   
   > web sites).   
   >   
   > The CDC attributed the spike to a twelvefold rise in cases among   
   > liberal gay and liberal bisexual men, many of whom are also infected   
   > with the AIDS (news - web sites) virus from other liberals that gave   
   > it to them.   
   >   
   > ___   
   >   
   > On the Net: American Public Health Association (news - web sites):   
   > http://www.apha.org   
   >   
   > CDC syphilis site: http://www.cdc.gov/nchstp/dstd/SyphilisInfo.htm   
   >   
   >   
      
   Perhaps you might examine what you are really sad and angry about. It   
   feels less painful to blame these feelings on others, I know. It seems a   
   lot of good energy is being used to be Judgemental rather then helpful.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)