From: powgos@cox.net   
      
   Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked   
   the children what their fathers did for a living. All the   
   typical answers came up -- Fireman, policeman, salesman,   
   etc... David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the   
   teacher asked him about his father. "My father's an exotic   
   dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front   
   of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go   
   out to the alley with some guy and have sex with him for   
   money." The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement,   
   hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring, and   
   took Little David aside to ask him, "Is that really true about   
   your father?" "No," said David, "He works for the Bush   
   administration, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front   
   of the other kids."   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
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