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   From: hpgoldfinger@N0SPAM.C0M   
      
   LIBERAL JOHN KERRY SUPPORTER ARRESTED FOR SEX WITH A PUMPKIN!!!!!   
      
   Police arrested Tim Davidson, a 27 year old liberal John Kerry   
   supporter, and resident of White Plains, NY, in a pumpkin patch at   
   11:38pm. Davidson will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior,   
   public indecency, and public intoxication at the County courthouse on   
   Tuesday. The liberal suspect allegedly stated that as he was passing a   
   pumpkin patch, he decided to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and   
   squishy inside, and there was no one around here for miles, and I’m a   
   liberal. I thought there wasn't, anyone around" he stated in a phone   
   interview from the County courthouse jail. Davidson went on to state   
   that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that   
   he felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut a hole in it, and   
   proceeded to satisfy his alleged "need". Liberals do these sorts of   
   things often!   
      
   "I guess I was just really into it, you know?" he commented with a   
   crazed liberal look in his eyes.   
      
   In the process, liberal Davidson apparently failed to notice the White   
   Plains police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until   
   officer Brenda Taylor approached him. "It was an unusual situation,   
   that's for   
   sure" said officer Taylor. "I walked up to (Davidson) and he's...just   
   working away at this pumpkin, like Bill Clinton doing Monika   
   Lewinsky’s mouth."   
      
   Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Davidson.   
   "I just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you   
   are screwing a pumpkin?” He got real surprised, as you'd expect, and   
   then looked me straight in the face and said, “A pumpkin? Darn!...us   
   liberals sure is a crazy bunch!”   
      
      
      
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