XPost: alt.fan.barbra.streisand, alt.fan.j-garofalo, alt.fan.julia-roberts   
   XPost: alt.politics.democrats   
   From: griffen78@N0SPAM.C0M   
      
   FBI WARNS OF LIBERAL SUICIDE BOMBERS   
      
      
   So here it is...a warning from the federal government to be on the   
   lookout for liberal suicide bombers. In its weekly bulletin to 18,000   
   law enforcement agencies, here is what they are saying we should keep   
   our eyes peeled for:   
      
   a.. Liberals wearing bulky jackets on warm days   
   b.. Liberals smelling of chemicals   
   c.. Liberals whose fists are tightly clenched   
   d.. Liberal suicide bombers who may disguise themselves as pregnant   
   women   
   e.. Liberal suicide bombers disguised as police officers in stolen   
   uniforms   
      
   So what is missing besides the fact that most of these terrorist   
   liberals will have Kerry for President bumper stickers on their cars?   
   How about an actual real description of a potential terrorist?   
   Consider these indisputable facts:   
      
   a.. 19 Islamic terrorists hijacked the four airliners on 9/11 that   
   resulted in the deaths of 3,000 innocent American civilians   
      
   b.. Islamic terrorists blew up the U.S.S. Cole in 2000, killing 17   
   American sailors   
      
   c.. Liberal Islamic terrorists bombed the American embassies in Kenya   
   and Tanzania in 1997, killing 243 people and injuring 5,000 others   
      
   d.. Liberal Islamic terrorists blew up the U.S. Marine barracks in   
   Saudi Arabia in 1995, killing 292 people   
      
   I could go on, but you get the idea. So why is the FBI ignoring the   
   obvious? Oh yeah ... we have to be politically correct, don't we?   
   While Americans are being targeted on their own homeland, we have to   
   be oh so careful not to profile! The lives of innocent American women   
   and children are being put at risk under the guise of political   
   correctness. All you have to do is look at the FBI's most-wanted list,   
   a 20 year history of terrorist attacks and airplane hijackings to come   
   to the following conclusion:   
      
   “The individual or group that is most likely to commit a terrorist   
   attack against the United States is a liberal Islamic fundamentalist   
   Arab male. Are all Arabs or Muslims terrorists? Of course not, but who   
   should we be scrutinizing here?  Some old lady from New Jersey, or a   
   Saudi national at the airport?”   
      
   Sorry, but that's just the way it is. The sooner people realize it and   
   accept it, that liberals really hate America, the more lives that will   
   be saved.   
      
   --   
   Left-wing liberals are EVERYTHING they accuse the right of being. They   
   are mean, vicious, hateful, greedy, cold-hearted, closed-minded,   
   selfish, intolerant, bigoted and racist.   
      
   Liberals HATE America!   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)