XPost: alt.fan.barbra.streisand, alt.fan.j-garofalo, alt.fan.julia-roberts   
   XPost: alt.politics.democrats   
   From: ltfp@N0SPAM.C0M   
      
   ELECTION DAY LOSERS   
      
   Besides the obvious big-time LOSERS, Kerry/Edwards, some of the other   
   LOSERS include;   
      
   1. Don "The Crypt Keeper" Imus,   
      
   2. Sean "Piss Diddy" Combs,   
      
   3. Blabra "I Gave B.J. a BJ in the Lincoln Bedroom" Streisand, Whoopi   
   "The Rastafarian" Goldberg, Ben "I Don't Have a Brain in My Head"   
   Affleck, and the rest of the assorted collection of Hollywood   
   political   
   morons,   
      
   4. Bruce "Mumbles" Springsteen, Jon "My Singing Gig is Over" Bon Jovi,   
   Sheryl "I Also Blew B.J." Crow, and the rest of the assorted   
   collection of Rock, Pop, and Hip-Hop political morons,   
      
   5. Dan "What's the Frequency, Kenneth?" Blather, Katie "I Can't Look   
   Any More Desperate" Couric, Tim "Pumpkin Face" Russert, and the rest   
   of the assorted left-wing, TV talking-head political morons,   
      
   6. The NY Times and the rest of the assorted left-wing, political   
   morons in the lamestream media,   
      
   7. Michael "Soap? What's Soap?" Moore,   
      
   8. George "Marijuana-loving" Soros,   
      
   9. Terry "I Can't Win an Election" McAwful,   
      
   10. Tom "The Anti-Christ" Daschle,   
      
   11. Osama bum Laden, and the rest of the Satan-worshiping barbarians -   
   the true heroes of liberals everywhere. (Liberals hate religion, but   
   they love Islam.)   
      
   12. Socialists Jacques Chirac, Gerhard Schroeder, Coffee Anan & the   
   rest of the Anti-Christs at the U.N.,   
      
   13. Ambulance-chasing lawyers everywhere,   
      
   14. The assorted band of socialist, America-hating Klintoon re-treads   
   hoping for a spot in the new Kerry/Fonda administration,   
      
   15. Botox manufacturers,   
      
   16. The rest of the liberals, socialists, communists, and enemies of   
   America everywhere.   
      
   The above list is not all-inclusive.   
      
      
   The WINNERS of election day were;   
      
   1. The true America-loving people of the USA!!   
      
   The above list says it all!   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)