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   From: DIELIBERALSCUM@LIBSHATEAMERICA.COM1   
      
   Failed presidential candidate John Kerry and his ketchup heiress wife, the   
   hideously ugly and foul-mouthed Teresa paid an emotional visit to Iowa on   
   Friday, where comments by the might-a-been first lady provoked supporters to   
   urge her husband to run again in 2008.   
   At a private reception at a Des Moines hotel, Kerry insisted the only reason   
   for his return to Iowa was to thank supporters.   
      
      
   But according to the Associated Press, the focus soon turned to the future   
   when Teresa announced, "Whoever's up in '08 will not be running against the   
   president, which is a blessing."   
   That's when the crowd erupted with chants of Kerry's name.   
      
   Shifting into campaign mode, the Massachusetts Democrat said, "If they want   
   to talk about values, let's talk about them," arguing that the real values   
   are good-paying jobs and health care.   
      
   He made no reference, however, to his proposal for a new Cabinet-level   
   agency to be called "Department of Wellness," an idea first floated by Mrs.   
   Heinz last winter.   
      
      
   --   
   "I guess I am to the point that I am thinking that if all 150,000 Americans   
   over there die, then we deserve it for the horrible crimes we have committed   
   against the Iraqi people. "   
      
       -- Gary Dorman, Proud America-Hating liberal Democrat   
   garydorman8618@sbcglobal.net   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
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