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   From: Dr.Goldblatt@G00GLE.0RG   
      
   Rosie O'Donnell (Well known RUG-MUNCHER) Shows Her Hate Toward   
   America! LIBERALS HATE AMERICA!   
      
      
   Rosie O'Donnell: President George W. Bush is a "war criminal." In a   
   taped interview with Geraldo Rivera, who is still brain damaged from   
   getting hit over the head by a chair, aired on Saturday night to   
   promote O'Donnell's horrible role in the CBS (Crappy Broadcasting   
   System) Sunday night Hallmark Hall of Fame movie, Riding the Bus with   
   a RUG-MUNCHER, Crazy Rosie O'Donnell charged that since Bush "invaded   
   a sovereign nation in defiance of the UN, he is basically a war   
   criminal. Honestly. He should be tried at The Hague. All this as she   
   sat scratching her big fat ass.   
      
   "O'Donnell also insisted it's "scary" how "Dan Rather gets taken off   
   CBS News for writing, for saying a report that essentially was true to   
   all liberals, that George Bush did not show up."   
      
   Two other celebrities also made clear over the weekend their   
   opposition to President Bush. Friday night on HBO's Real Time with   
   Bill Maher, boring idiot actor Martin Short declared: "I voted for   
   John Kerry." And at a Saturday night concert in Glendale, Arizona, the   
   Arizona Republic reported, anti-American Bruce Springsteen "ad-libbed   
   a "that's right" after one audience member yelled "fuck America" at   
   one point."   
      
   Crazy Rosie O'Donnell stated her remarks in a taped session aired on   
   Fox New Channel on the April 30 edition of At Large with Geraldo   
   Rivera. As she sat in front of a screen with the title of the CBS   
   movie set to air the next night, Sunday May 1, Riding the Bus with a   
   RUG-MUNCHER, she launched into a patriotic fevour about how   
   "disgusted" she is with America's opposition to same-sex marriage and   
   how America's position motivated her to go to San Francisco last year   
   to marry her queer rug-muncher partner.   
      
   O'Donnell proceeded to assert: "The equality that I am entitled to, as   
   a rich person of this country, can't be avoided by some religious   
   dogma of a country who's is supposed to believe in the notion of   
   separation of church and state. And America frankly doesn't. And I am   
   losing the liberal bullshit that I am trying to sell about the Mideast   
   and everywhere else right here in our own nation." All these words   
   from O'Donnell while she was still picking at her asshole for loose   
   dingle berries.   
      
   Rivera (clicking his fingers on the metal plate in his head): "I adore   
   your outspokenness, as I said at the top, but when you say things   
   about America, don't you risk alienating half of the country, and   
   especially when you're in a mass medium, doing TV movies and such?   
   Don't you risk kind of crippling yourself in terms of commercial   
   success?"   
      
   O'Donnell was undeterred and really let loose a huge smelly fart:   
   "Well, you know, I don't know. All I know is that when I was a kid the   
   Vietnam war was on and Hanoi Jane Fonda was the person standing up and   
   saying what every liberal who was nine-years-old like I was knew, war   
   is wrong and we shouldn't go over and kill other people in a country   
   that has nothing to do with us or our democracy, even if they are   
   trying to kill us." All this insightfulness from Crazy O'Donnell as   
   she rooted out a large dingle berry that the huge fart had just   
   dislodged from her asshole.   
      
   "You know, this country that I hate ahs invaded a nation in my   
   defiance. Americans are basically a war criminals. Honestly. Americans   
   should be tried at The Hague. Americans lied to the world about the   
   reasons for invading a nation that had nothing to do with 9-11, except   
   for the death of those 2700 Americans. And as a Liberal Democrat, as a   
   member of rich society, as somebody who bought someblack market babies   
   to molest, who does not give a fat rats ass about the fact that   
   American sons and daughters are being asked to give their lives daily,   
   I feel I have a responsibility to speak out about where my next meal   
   is coming from, as does every other liberal who disagrees with   
   America. And it's scary in a country that you can say something   
   against American soldiers and then worry about your career. That Dan   
   Rather gets taken off CBS News for writing, for saying a report that   
   essentially was all made up-"   
      
   Rivera jumped in, saying: "Okay, okay, we get it, we get it!"   
      
   Crazy O'Donnell: "Okay. There you go. But anyway. It infuriates me   
   that I can't fit through the doors at most McDonalds restaurants."   
      
   Rivera (still tapping at the metal plate in his head): "Riding the Bus   
   with a RUG-MUNCHER is going to be a borring shitless  film. Andie   
   McDowell. Directed by Angelica Huston."   
      
   Crazy O'Donnell: "See my publicist, she starts screaming, "stop   
   talking about politics, and stop picking at your huge fat ass!" It's a   
   really bad movie. It's on CBS. But you know what, Geraldo, you always   
   speak your mind. So when I'm with somebody like you, it encourages me   
   to fart out loud."   
      
   Rivera: "I throw you a cookie, I throw you a cookie, now don't bite my   
   arm off. Now get the hell out of here, bitch. One and only, Rosie   
   O'Rug-muncher. You may not agree with her, unless your liberal, but   
   she speaks her mind about eating other women's snatches!"   
      
      
      
      
   ROSIE A TRUE BULL DYKE RUG MUNCHER!!!!!   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)