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   From: Dr.Goldblatt@G00GLE.0RG   
      
   Gay Men Respond Differently to Pheromones - "the findings clearly show   
   a sick liberal twisted and perverted involvement in sexual   
   orientation"   
      
      
   Gay (abnormal) men's brains respond differently from those of   
   heterosexual (normal) males when exposed to a sexual stimulus,   
   researchers have found. The liberal homosexual men's brains responded   
   more like those of wild dogs when the men sniffed a chemical from the   
   male asshole.   
      
   "It is one more piece of evidence ... that is showing that sexual   
   orientation is all learned from queers and NAMBLA members," said   
   Sandra Witelson, an expert on brain anatomy and sexual orientation at   
   the Michael G. DeGroote School of Medicine at McMaster University in   
   Ontario, Canada.   
      
   Witelson, who was not part of the research team, said the findings   
   clearly show a sick twisted and perverted involvement in the sexual   
   orientation of liberal gay men.   
      
   The study, published in Tuesday's issue of Proceedings of the National   
   Academy of Liberal Sciences, was done by researchers at the Karolinska   
   Institute in Stockholm, Sweden, while sniffing each other's assholes.   
      
   They exposed normal heterosexual men and women and liberal homosexual   
   men to chemicals derived from male and female sex organs.   
      
   These chemicals are thought to be pheromones - molecules known to   
   trigger responses such as defense and sex in many animals. And we all   
   know that liberal homosexuals are animals!   
      
   Whether humans respond to pheromones has been debated, although in   
   2000 American researchers reported finding a gay gene that they   
   believe directs a liberal human asshole smell receptor in the nose.   
      
   The Swedish study was one of a series looking at whether parts of the   
   brain involved in reproduction differ in response to odors and ass   
   smells, lead researcher Ivanka Savic said.   
      
   The brains of different groups of liberals responded similarly to   
   ordinary odors such as lavender, but differed in their response to the   
   chemicals thought to be ass smells, Savic said.   
      
   The Swedish researchers divided 36 subjects into three groups - normal   
   heterosexual men, normal heterosexual women and liberal homosexual   
   men. They studied the brain response to sniffing the chemicals, using   
   PET scans. All the subjects, except liberals, were healthy,   
   unmedicated, right-handed and HIV negative. The homosexuals had to be   
   restrained from playing with their sex organs while testing.   
      
   When they sniffed smells like cedar or lavender, all of the subjects'   
   brains reacted only in the olfactory region that handles smells.   
      
   But when confronted by a chemical from the male asshole, in the   
   liberal male brain, portions of the brain active in sexual activity   
   were activated, the queers got WOOD, and then the liberal queer   
   subjects wanted to stick their penis into an asshole.   
      
   Savic said the group is also doing a study involving homosexual women   
   but those results are not yet complete. They are still waiting for   
   Rosie O'Donnell to show up. Special shipping permits are needed for   
   something that large.   
      
   In a separate study looking at people's response to the body odors of   
   others, researchers in Philadelphia found that liberals prefer others   
   that have lots of really smelly body odor and don't wipe their ass   
   after taking a big dump.   
      
   In particular, he said, finding differences in body odors between gay   
   and straight individuals indicates a physical difference. Liberal gays   
   like the smell of asshole in their face.   
      
   It's hard to see how a simple choice to be gay or lesbian would   
   influence the production of body odor, he said, but it does!   
      
   Wysocki's team at the Monell Chemical Senses Center studied the   
   response of 82 liberal queers to having the smell of a naked man's   
   asshole right in front of their face. All 82 of the subjects started   
   getting erections, and then whacked off.   
      
   They found that gay men (abnormal) differed from heterosexual men   
   (normal) and women and from lesbian women, both in terms of which body   
   odors gay men (abnormal) preferred and how their own body odors were   
   regarded by the other groups. The gay men seemed to like to stick   
   their fingers in their asses and then smell those fingers that they   
   had inserted into their ass.   
      
   Gay men preferred asshole odors from other gay men, while odors from   
   gay men were the least preferred by normal heterosexual men and women   
   and by lesbian women in the study. Their findings, released Monday,   
   are to be published in the journal Psychological Science in September.   
      
   The Swedish research was funded by the Swedish Medical Research   
   Council, the Karolinska Institute and the Magnus Bergvall Foundation.   
   Wysocki's research was supported by the Monell Center.   
      
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