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   From: captainfurburgerYAYA@yahoo.com   
      
   "MIDIcian" (tm) wrote:   
   > (or a day or two later) that the seeds of this parody tune were born:   
   >   
   > The BIFF Cheer/I Feel Like I'm Fixin' To Get Boinged Rag   
   > (parody of The FISH Cheer/I Feel Like I'm Fixin' To Die Rag by Country Joe   
   > and   
   > the Fish) by 'Stan and the Sequencers'   
   >   
   >   
   > Gimmie a B (B!)   
   > Gimmie a I (I!)   
   > Gimmie a F (F!)   
   > Gimmie a F (F!)   
   >   
   > What's that spell! (BOING!)   
   > What's that spell! (BOING!)   
   > What's that spell! (BOING!)   
   >   
   >   
   > Come on all of you big strong fans   
   > Uncle Jon needs your help again   
   > Hooked himself up with a sequencin' Stan   
   > Way down yonder in Weird Al's plan   
   > Put down 'the book' and 'dare to be dumb'   
   > We're gonna have a whole lotta fun   
   >   
   > And it's one, two, three   
   > What are we chillin' for   
   > Don't ask me, I don't give a damn   
   > Next stop is 'Friends and Fans'   
   > And it's five, six, seven   
   > Click on the purple links   
   > Well there ain't no time to wonder why   
   > Whoopee! we're all gonna lie   
   >   
   >   
   > Well, come on Videots, let's move fast   
   > Your big chance is here at last   
   > You can go out and shoot some reds   
   > 'Cause the only good brain is one that's dead   
   > You know that minds can only be won   
   > Once they've all been totally numbed   
   >   
   > And it's one, two, three   
   > What are we chillin' for   
   > Don't ask me, I don't give a damn   
   > Next stop is 'Friends and Fans'   
   > And it's five, six, seven   
   > Click on the purple links   
   > Well there ain't no time to wonder why   
   > Whoopee! we're all gonna lie   
   >   
   > BBBBOOOOIIIINNNNGGGG!   
   >   
   >   
   > Come on West Street, don't move slow   
   > Boinger's, Spammers, Trolls A-Go-Go   
   > There's lot's of snake oil to be made   
   > Supplying the newsgroup with pseudos of all ages   
   > Just hope that when they drop their bombs   
   > They drop 'em on their own damn toungues   
   >   
   > And it's one, two, three   
   > What are we chillin' for   
   > Don't ask me, I don't give a damn   
   > Next stop is 'Friends and Fans'   
   > And it's five, six, seven   
   > Click on the purple links   
   > Well there ain't no time to wonder why   
   > Whoopee! we're all gonna lie   
   >   
   >   
   > Come on mothers throughout the land   
   > Pack your kids off to AlCon 2000   
   > Come on fathers don't hesitate   
   > Send your kids off before it's too late   
   > Be the first ones on your block   
   > To have your kids come home ALl crocked   
   >   
   > And it's one, two, three   
   > What are we chillin' for   
   > Don't ask me, I don't give a damn   
   > Next stop is 'Friends and Fans'   
   > And it's five, six, seven   
   > Click on the purple links   
   > Well there ain't no time to wonder why   
   > Whoopee! we're all gonna lie   
   >   
   >   
   Get frelled you worthless bowl of butt gumbo.   
      
   --   
   ---The Dark Poet   
   get your yayas out to e-mail me   
      
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    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)