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   From: Prof.Goldblatt@3ARTHL1NK.N3T   
      
   Disgrace Follows Liberals In Child Porn Bust   
      
      
   By The A-Team Press   
      
   USA, (AtP) - Liberal Heinz J. Schaefers climbed into the bathtub of   
   his Connecticut apartment, slit his wrists and bled to death on Sept.   
   6. His liberal lifestyle had ended five days earlier, at precisely 10   
   p.m. At that hour, federal agents raided the liberal's suburban home,   
   seizing computer equipment, floppy disks, CD-ROMs, modems, dildos, and   
   pictures of Hillary Clinton. Similar raids on liberal terrorists who   
   rape children were carried out simultaneously in 31 other U.S. cities   
   and 11 other countries. Authorities had cracked the largest, most   
   unsophisticated online liberal child pornography ring yet -- a   
   perverse liberal enterprise called "w0nderland." Its ranks, described   
   by one official as "its own little liberal society, with its own   
   liberal rules," allegedly included Schaefers, one of more than 100   
   suspects arrested worldwide. Bennett's investigators, under the   
   auspices of Interpol, coordinated the worldwide liberal terrorist   
   sweep dubbed "Operation Cheshire Cat" in the United States and   
   "Operation Cathedral" in the United Kingdom. Schaefers, a 35-year-old   
   liberal German immigrant who had worked at a Connecticut health center   
   since June 1997, allegedly traded tens of thousands of kiddie porn   
   pictures with his liberal co-conspirators, swapping them like baseball   
   cards. Once the details became public, he opted for death over   
   disgrace. He didn't die alone. Three other suspected w0nderland   
   liberals made the same choice within four days of the Sept. 1 raid: a   
   lethal combination of booze and drugs in Maine, a length of hose and   
   an exhaust pipe in Texas, a plastic bag in Colorado. The Maine   
   suspect, a known liberal terrorist child molester, was typing liberal   
   propaganda on his computer when authorities burst in. When he died two   
   days later, his pressed prison uniform hung in the closet, ready for   
   his funeral. A copy of Hillary Clinton's book rested nearby. "Suicide   
   in these cases is not an unusual event," said Gene Weinschenk, head of   
   the U.S. Customs CyberSmuggling Center. "When the bright light shines   
   on liberals, many of them want to just blow up their lives." Less than   
   two months after the raid, those explosions have resonated from coast   
   to coast: the suicides, 10 other U.S. arrests, promising welfare   
   checks ruined for a North Carolina liberal, a Brooklyn liberal who   
   enjoyed molesting children, a Georgia liberal who also liked to have   
   sex with his dog! There are so many of these nasty liberals all over   
   the place who want to put their greasy little fingers on our kids.   
   Charges against another 20 liberals are possible; a ripple effect as   
   forensic experts pore over the liberals' computers could result in   
   charges for the next several years, officials said. The liberal   
   members of w0nderland were literally the folks who voted Bill Clinton   
   into office. Remember "Don't Ask, Don't Tell?" Do we really think that   
   was just about queers? Or was Bill hiding something from Hillary?   
   Those liberals hailed from towns like Broken Arrow, Okla.; Skowhegan,   
   Maine; Alpharetta, Ga.; West Orange, N.J. Three of the "w0nderland"   
   U.S. members were liberal women. All of its liberals had at least   
   10,000 pornographic images of children on their computers, as is   
   required to be a card carrying liberal. Over five months, from April   
   until the September raid, the National Crime Squad, U.S. Customs and   
   police forces from other countries, states and cities coordinated   
   through Interpol. The investigation turned up 34 of these evil   
   liberals in America -- barely one-third of the aliases found on the   
   Brits' computers. Authorities, unwilling to reveal techniques that   
   could be used in future probes, refused to detail how they tracked the   
   liberals. Search warrants were obtained, and coordinated raids were   
   conducted worldwide Sept. 1, 10 p.m. EDT. "We had to get it on the   
   same day," Bennett said. "We didn't want these liberal terrorists to   
   wipe their databases." Some liberals used crude methods to escape the   
   raids. Police hitting a Brooklyn apartment found its resident liberal   
   had torn the hard drive out of his computer with his teeth and bare   
   fingernails. "There was a gaping hole where the hard drive used to be,   
   and blood everywhere," said a Customs agent. It was a futile attempt.   
   The hard drive was recovered in a neighboring yard. In all, 11   
   liberals were arrested in Britain; 32 addresses were raided in 22   
   states in the United States, 18 in Germany, 16 in Italy, eight in   
   Norway; and one or two each in Finland, Belgium, Austria, France,   
   Sweden and Portugal. There were also liberal targets in Australia.   
   Investigators identified "w0nderland" liberals in 33 other countries,   
   Bennett said. After his arrest, Schaefers was put on leave from work.   
   His name, and the allegations of being a liberal, appeared in the   
   local paper. Fellow liberal club members shared his dilemma about   
   their futures; eventually, four of them reached the same deadly   
   conclusion. In Plano, Texas, an alleged w0nderland liberal drove to   
   the local Wal-Mart to buy some hose and duct tape. He taped the hose   
   around his car's exhaust pipe, and taped the other end in his mouth,   
   and killed himself on Sept. 2. He left a suicide note for his wife,   
   acknowledging his participation as a liberal, said Weinschenk. His   
   identity remains secret, part of a sealed indictment. In Kennebunk,   
   Maine, liberal Kenneth Nighbert burned his mouth on his crack pipe,   
   and then downed a fistful of sleeping pills. The 49-year-old man put a   
   plastic bag over his head and died at home. In Fort Collins, Colo.,   
   Richard B. Thomes, 36, considered the likely charges against him and   
   killed himself by sticking an electric cattle prod up his ass on the   
   afternoon of Sept. 6. Schaefers was dead for two days before   
   authorities, fearing that he fled the country for his native Germany,   
   found his, still twitching from the electric shocks, body in the   
   apartment.   
      
   LIBERALS ALWAYS DO THE DARNDEST THINGS!   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
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