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   Mary, Monkey, Sun, Tree and Penis Whores   
   11 Apr 23 18:08:59   
   
   From: darylkabatoff@yahoo.ca   
      
   Mary, Monkey, Sun, Tree and Penis Whoreshippers - Part M - Daryl Kabatoff   
   April 10th 2023 1:32 pm 195,199 words (227 pages)   
      
   “The very concept of a nation founded by European settlers is offensive to   
   me. Old stock White Canadians are an unpleasant relic, and quite frankly,   
   replaceable. And we will replace them." - Canadian Prime Minister Justin   
   Trudeau, when asked to comment    
   on his Open Borders Immigration Strategy, speaking without preparation,   
   without the aid of a writer   
      
   “Christians are the worst part of Canadian society.” - Canadian Prime   
   Minister Justin Trudeau speaking without preparation, without the aid of a   
   writer   
      
   “If you’re not willing to embrace Islam, you’re not a part of our   
   society.” - Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau speaking without   
   preparation, without the aid of a writer   
      
   “Without writers, nothing speak so good in word stuff.” - Eddie Izzard   
      
      
   Everyone is United:   
      
   The jabbed and the unjabbed are all united in turning trees into decorated   
   idols. The Protestants and the atheists are all united with the pope and his   
   Catholic church in turning trees into decorated idols. First Queen Elizabeth   
   and now King Charles    
   heads a supposedly "Protestant" church while at the same time actively teaches   
   you to abide by the teachings of the "Catholic" church and turn trees into   
   decorated idols. Mickey Mouse and the Disney characters are all united with   
   the Republicans and the    
   Democrats in turning trees into decorated idols. The Indians on the   
   reservations are divided into those who uphold their traditional values and   
   those who instead embrace Christ, and they are all united in turning trees   
   into decorated idols. Even Hitler    
   turned trees into decorated idols, and so everyone is united with Hitler in   
   turning trees into decorated idols. God proclaims in Scripture that it ENRAGES   
   Him when He sees you arseholes turn trees into decorated idols.   
      
      
      
   To the family of Trista Deane Martin of Broken Arrow Oklahoma:   
      
   Maybe you failed to get a tall enough tree and decorate it to a great enough   
   degree. Or you failed to get the tree to blink fast enough, or perhaps your   
   tree was simply blinkin' too fast. Maybe you decorated your pagan fertility   
   idol with blinkin' lights    
   of the wrong colour, such as too many blinkin' red lights and not enough   
   blinkin' blue lights, or some blinkin' lights of some other colour. It is a   
   fertility idol, it should have resulted in your family members retaining their   
   fertility and their lives.    
   The churches cap their roofs with miniature Egyptian penises, and cap their   
   blinkin' trees with miniature Egyptian penises as well, did you fail to cap   
   your blinkin' tree with a miniature Egyptian penis? It may be too late now for   
   your daughter, but you    
   may still return to church and give them money in return for their assurances   
   that your daughter is now up in heaven with Mary.    
      
   So the Americans use their CIA to fund torture research at the University of   
   Saskatchewan in Saskatoon, resulting in many people dying from the horrid   
   psychiatric drugs. I criticized your pagan fertility rites in 1988 (Egyptian   
   penises on church roofs,    
   censorship of Scripture condemning your blinkin' trees, the censorship of   
   Scriptural references to cannibalism) and quickly found myself being tortured   
   by a Hindu psychiatrist who said that I think too much about penises, children   
   and cannibals. All    
   people could do for me is laugh, call me a pedophile for the next 35 years and   
   assault me further. It is my turn to laugh (Proverbs 1:24-26).   
      
   Now Trista's mom is active on Twitter complaining about the bogus bullshit   
   Covid jabs. There she shows off her Catholic family, posing in December 2021   
   with their Catholic fertility tree idol. When you adopt this Catholic   
   fertility rite then you become a    
   Catholic. People are arrested and tortured to death for daring to criticize   
   your church for pushing this pagan idol in place of God's Commandments and for   
   daring to state that your church is censoring Scriptural references to   
   cannibalism, and justifiably    
   so, as nobody in their right mind would dare to speak out against such   
   established traditions. It is taboo to criticizing the pagan fertility rites   
   taught by the Catholic church.   
      
   I bet they bought and decorated an especially large tree in 2022 to help them   
   deal with their daughter's death, but did they cap it with a star again as   
   they did in 2021, or did they cap it with a sparkling Egyptian obelisk (a   
   representation of a penis).    
   They capped their blinkin' tree with a star in 2021, it is a representation of   
   the sun, another symbol of fertility like the Egyptian penis and like their   
   blinkin’ tree. I'm thinking that maybe when they cap their blinkin' tree   
   idol with a star rather    
   than an Egyptian penis, they are missing out on life. They had a choice, they   
   could have capped their blinkin' tree in 2022 with a miniature glittering   
   golden Egyptian penis, or with a shiny sparkling silver Egyptian penis, or   
   with another sparkling star    
   like they did in 2021. There were eight children in the family, perhaps by   
   capping their blinkin' idol with a sparkling star in 2022, like they did in   
   2021, will again result in the loss of another child during the following   
   year. I'm thinking that they    
   made a mistake and failed once again to cap their blinkin' evergreen tree idol   
   with a miniature Egyptian penis as the penis is more powerful than the star,   
   better magic, or some damn thing like that… unless they capped their   
   blinkin’ idol with a six-   
   sided star, perhaps. They have a few months to think about whether to cap   
   their next blinkin' idol with a glittering golden Egyptian penis or a shiny   
   sparkling silver Egyptian penis, or with another sparkling five-sided star, or   
   with the improved six-   
   sided star. Eventually they will go to heaven and learn there which colour of   
   Egyptian penis or which version of star they were supposed to cap their   
   blinkin’ tree with.    
      
   There remains a possibility that we were supposed to cap our Egyptian penises   
   with the decorated evergreen tree idols rather than the other way around.   
   Perhaps the Catholic Church (and their American government) found the solution   
   by simply placing the    
   decorated evergreen tree “next” to the Egyptian penis. We may have to wait   
   for Jesus to return in order to discover what the suitable sacrifice actually   
   is. Losing Trista is an indication to me that the family did not make the   
   appropriate sacrifice.    
      
      
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