From: illume1@verizon.net   
      
   Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries   
   they had performed.   
      
   One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7   
   fingers in an accident,  I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed   
   a private concert for the Queen of England."   
      
   One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs   
   in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in   
   field events in the Olympics."   
      
   The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a cowboy   
   who was high on cocaine  and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train   
   traveling 80  miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's ass   
   and a cowboy hat.   
   Now he's president of the United States   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)