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   Phoebee Caulfield to All   
   Re: How to Make America Healthier   
   21 Oct 05 17:29:24   
   
   XPost: alt.drugs.hard, us.politics, alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk   
   From: Phoebee.Caulfield@NOTBXpats.edu   
      
   In article ,   
   tinmimus99@hotmail.com says...   
   >   
   > The vast majority of addicts smoke at least one drug, and of course almost   
   > all tobacco and marijuana addicts and many if not most cocaine and   
   > methamphetamine addicts smoke their drugs, and all drug smokers must use   
   > Bics or other disposable lighters or nondisposable lighters or matches.   
      
   Bics work fine on joints and hash, but suck for freebase and ice   
   - butane isn't hot enough.  Most folks into those drugs use   
   small propane torches, or cotton balls soaked in 90% isopropyl   
   or Bacardi 151.   
      
   I've also seen quaaludes quartered and smoked in base pipes,   
   using a torch.   
      
   > Therefore a powerful blow can be struck against such addictions and related   
   > crimes by outlawing Bics and other disposable lighters and nondisposable   
   > lighters and matches.   
   >   
   > Furthermore, recovering drug- smoking addicts and the victims or survivors   
   > of victims of drug- smoking addict crime should sue the Bic and other   
   > disposable lighter and nondisposable lighter and match companies for   
   > facilitating and therefore being proximate causes of those addictions and   
   > crimes.   
   >   
   > Help make America healthier!   
      
   If'n you really want to make American healthier, I've got a   
   simpler suggestion:   
      
   Just shoot all the sick people   
      
   --   
      
   Meanwhile, somewhere in the twentieth century, a young girl   
   named Phoebee Caulfield plops herself down on the sofa, pops   
   open a soda, and watches ... YOU!   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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