XPost: alt.drugs.hard, us.politics, alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk   
   From: Phoebee.Caulfield@NOTBXpats.edu   
      
   In article ,   
   LL@Pheasant.com says...   
   > On Fri, 21 Oct 2005 17:29:24 -0700, in   
   > , Phoebee Caulfield wrote:   
   >   
   > > In article ,   
   > > tinmimus99@hotmail.com says...   
   > >>   
   > >> The vast majority of addicts smoke at least one drug, and of course almost   
   > >> all tobacco and marijuana addicts and many if not most cocaine and   
   > >> methamphetamine addicts smoke their drugs, and all drug smokers must use   
   > >> Bics or other disposable lighters or nondisposable lighters or matches.   
   > >   
   > > Bics work fine on joints and hash, but suck for freebase and ice   
   > > - butane isn't hot enough.  Most folks into those drugs use   
   > > small propane torches, or cotton balls soaked in 90% isopropyl   
   > > or Bacardi 151.   
   > >   
   > > I've also seen quaaludes quartered and smoked in base pipes,   
   > > using a torch.   
   >   
   > quaaaaaaaaludes.     
      
   Have you ever noticed the number of centerfolds who look like   
   they've taken a couple of 'ludes?   
      
   > >> Therefore a powerful blow can be struck against such addictions and   
   related   
   > >> crimes by outlawing Bics and other disposable lighters and nondisposable   
   > >> lighters and matches.   
   > >>   
   > >> Furthermore, recovering drug- smoking addicts and the victims or survivors   
   > >> of victims of drug- smoking addict crime should sue the Bic and other   
   > >> disposable lighter and nondisposable lighter and match companies for   
   > >> facilitating and therefore being proximate causes of those addictions and   
   > >> crimes.   
   > >>   
   > >> Help make America healthier!   
   > >   
   > > If'n you really want to make American healthier, I've got a   
   > > simpler suggestion:   
   > >   
   > > Just shoot all the sick people   
   >   
   > thanks.  may you go to hell soonest.   
      
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   named Phoebee Caulfield plops herself down on the sofa, pops   
   open a soda, and watches ... YOU!   
      
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