XPost: alt.politics.immigration, alt.drugs.pot   
   From: spleephr@yahoonospam.com   
      
   Baron Catroo, Good Law d'Mightey, Esq.  stumbled   
   out of the bar and spewed:   
   > Spleeph wrote:   
   >>   
   >> Amanita, Private Dancer  stumbled out of the   
   >> bar and spewed:   
   >>> "Spleeph"  slid from beneath the satin   
   >>> sheets of the bed of iniquity and whispered:   
   >>>   
   >>>> Wow Catroo, do you have this effect on all woman?   
   >>>   
   >>> Actually this was not the Baron.   
   >>> This guy's name was Bradley Wall   
   >>> Then he got all spiritual and declared he had been renamed Aragon   
   >>> Lightkeeper   
   >>>   
   >>> Then he got even more enlightened and became A'aragon D'are Satumi   
   >>   
   >> Could have been worse. He could have called himself Baron Aragon,   
   >> Good Law d'Mighty, Esq.   
   >   
   > A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay   
   > for the daircut, but the barber refused, saying, "You do God's work."   
   > The next morning, the barber found a dozen bibles at the door to his   
   > shop.   
   >   
   > A policeman came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber   
   > refused payment, saying, "You protect the public." The next morning,   
   > the barber found a dozen doughnuts at the door to his shop.   
   >   
   > A lawyer came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber   
   > refused payment, saying, "You serve the justice system." The next   
   > morning, the barber found a dozen lawyers waiting for a free haircut.   
   >   
      
      
   >>> All the while he lived off of other people's donations, you know, he   
   >>> was bum like Jesus. But this guy wouldn't get a real job that   
   >>> required you to give your SSN because he was dodging out on child   
   >>> support payments from Texas   
   >>   
   >> Just kidding, Catroo. I think you have a quite charming and original   
   >> name. I'm just exercising my entitlement without being abusive, much   
   >> (see sig.) --   
   >> Spleeph.   
   >> Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.   
   >   
   > Indeed. 'Ere:  +=====\*/   
      
   Indeed. Indeed.   
      
      
   --   
   Spleeph.   
   Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity,   
   and I'm not sure about the former. - Albert Einstein   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
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