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   From: the_todal@icloud.com   
      
   On 19/04/2017 11:21, burfordTjustice wrote:   
   > GERMAN SCIENTISTS PROVE THERE IS LIFE AFTER DEATH   
   >   
   > Berlin | A team of psychologists and medical doctors associated with the   
   Technische Universität of Berlin, have announced this morning that they had   
   proven by clinical experimentation, the existence of some form of life after   
   death. This astonishing    
   announcement is based on the conclusions of a study using a new type of   
   medically supervised near-death experiences, that allow patients to be   
   clinically dead for almost 20 minutes before being brought back to life.   
   >   
   > This controversial process that was repeated on 944 volunteers over that   
   last four years, necessitates a complex mixture of drugs including epinephrine   
   and dimethyltryptamine, destined to allow the body to survive the state of   
   clinical death and the    
   reanimation process without damage. The body of the subject was then put into   
   a temporary comatic state induced by a mixture of other drugs which had to be   
   filtered by ozone from his blood during the reanimation process 18 minutes   
   later.   
   >   
   > The extremely long duration of the experience was only recently made   
   possible by the development of a new cardiopulmonary recitation (CPR) machine   
   called the AutoPulse. This type of equipment has already been used over the   
   last few years, to reanimate    
   people who had been dead for somewhere between 40 minutes to an hour.   
   >   
   > Near-death experiences have been hypothesized in various medical journals in   
   the past, as having the characteristics of hallucinations, but Dr Ackermann   
   and his team, on the contrary, consider them as evidence for the existence of   
   the afterlife and of    
   a form of dualism between mind and body.   
   >   
   > Near-death experiences have been hypothesized in various medical journals in   
   the past, as having the characteristics of hallucinations, but Dr Ackermann   
   and his team, on the contrary, consider them as evidence for the existence of   
   the afterlife and of    
   a form of dualism between mind and body.   
   >   
   > The team of scientists led by Dr Berthold Ackermann, has monitored the   
   operations and have compiled the testimonies of the subjects. Although there   
   are some slight variations from one individual to another, all of the subjects   
   have some memories of    
   their period of clinical death. and a vast majority of them described some   
   very similar sensations.   
   >   
   >   
   > Most common memories include a feeling of detachment from the body, feelings   
   of levitation, total serenity, security, warmth, the experience of absolute   
   dissolution, and the presence of an overwhelming light.   
   >   
   > The scientists say that they are well aware the many of their conclusions   
   could shock a lot of people, like the fact that the religious beliefs of the   
   various subjects seems to have held no incidence at all, on the sensations and   
   experiences that they    
   described at the end of the experiment. Indeed, the volunteers counted in   
   their ranks some members are a variety of Christian churches, Muslims, Jews,   
   Hindus and atheists.   
   >   
   > “I know our results could disturb the beliefs of many people” says Mr   
   Ackermann. “But in a way, we have just answered one of the greatest   
   questions in the history of mankind, so I hope these people will be able to   
   forgive us. Yes, there is life    
   after death and it looks like this applies to everyone.”   
   >   
      
   What a load of tosh.  No offence intended to you personally. It seems   
   even doctors get confused about what "death" is. Cessation of breathing?   
   That certainly isn't death. Brain-stem death? Nobody wakes up after   
   that. A mistaken belief that brain-stem death has occurred? That's not   
   death either.   
      
   If you're drowning you may have a sensation of serenity, security,   
   warmth, peace etc. That has been reported by people who have nearly   
   drowned. But they didn't die and come back to life. They nearly drowned.   
      
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