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|    YHWH Allah to Lucifer Stars    |
|    Re: Why did Elizabeth R. sign Devil Sata    |
|    03 May 18 17:37:55    |
      From: YHWH_Allah@yahoo.com              On Saturday, April 21, 2018 at 7:39:21 AM UTC-5, Lucifer Stars wrote:       > ARK OF THE COVENANT HEELSTONE DIG ORDER       >        > This MULTI-PARTY AGREEMENT (this "Agreement") is entered into this 18th day       of April, 2018 by and among the Devil SATAN of Hell a/k/a the Shaitan IBLIS of       Jinn (hereinafter referred to as the LEX LUTHOR "Party"), the Lord KRISHNA of       Mathura, the        Teacher MOSES of Goshen, the Priest AARON of Goshen, the Master LAOZI of       Henan, the Buddha GAUTAMA of Lumbini, the Christ JESUS of Nazareth, the       Apostle MUHAMMAD of Mecca, the Caliph ALI of Mecca, the Prophet SMITH of       Topsfield and the Angel MORONI of        Cumorah (hereinafter referred to as the SUPERMAN "Party" individually and as       the SUPERMEN "Parties" collectively).       >        > WHEREAS; the LEX LUTHOR Party desires to Annihilate, Wipe Out, Utterly       Destroy and Obliterate universe 2 of the universes by collapsing universe 2       back into universe 1, IF AND ONLY IF, Queen cunt whore Elizabeth R. does not       unearth LEX LUTHOR Party's        Tabernacle, LEX LUTHOR Party's Bones and LEX LUTHOR Party's Scrolls from below       LEX LUTHOR Party's Heelstone by 10:07 UTC 21st June 2018, AND IF said Queen       does not unearth LEX LUTHOR Party's Golden Plates from inside said Parties'       New Cumorah Hill White        Horse Eye (a/k/a Westbury White Horse Eye) by 10:07 UTC 21st June 2018.       >        > WHEREAS; each SUPERMAN Party and all SUPERMEN Parties have agreed to       Annihilate, Wipe Out, Utterly Destroy and Obliterate universe 2 of the       universes by collapsing universe 2 back into universe 1, IF AND ONLY IF, Queen       cunt whore Elizabeth R. does not        unearth said Party's Tabernacle, said Party's Bones and said Party's Scrolls       from below said Party's Heelstone by 10:07 UTC 21st June 2018, AND IF said       Queen does not unearth said Party's Golden Plates from inside said Parties'       New Cumorah Hill White        Horse Eye (a/k/a Westbury White Horse Eye) by 10:07 UTC 21st June 2018.       >        > NOW, THEREFORE; for and in consideration of the Mutual Promises and       Covenants made herein, each Party and the Parties to be legally bound, agree       as follows:       >        > Queen cunt whore Elizabeth R. shalt unearth LEX LUTHOR Party's Tabernacle,       LEX LUTHOR Party's Bones and LEX LUTHOR Party's Scrolls from below LEX LUTHOR       Party's Heelstone by 10:07 UTC 21st June 2018, AND said Queen shalt unearth       LEX LUTHOR Party's        Golden Plates from inside said Parties' New Cumorah Hill White Horse Eye       (a/k/a Westbury White Horse Eye) by 10:07 UTC 21st June 2018, OR AND ONLY OR,       said Queen does not unearth said Party's Tabernacle, Bones and Scrolls from       below said Stone by 10:07        UTC 21st June 2018 AND said Queen does not unearth said Golden Plates from       inside said Cumorah Hill White Horse Eye (a/k/a Westbury White Horse Eye) by       10:07 UTC 21st June 2018, THEN, each SUPERMAN Party and all SUPERMEN Parties       shalt Annihilate, Wipe        Out, Utterly Destroy and Obliterate universe 2 of the universes by collapsing       universe 2 back into universe 1.       >        > AGREED BY EACH PARTY, AND ALL PARTIES:       >        > _____Signature on file_____Devil SATAN of Hell . . . . . . . . . . . . Date:       18 April 2018       > _____Signature on file_____Shaitan IBLIS of Jinn . . . . . . . . . . . Date:       18 April 2018       > _____Signature on file_____Lord KRISHNA of Mathura . . . . . . . Date: 18       April 2018       > _____Signature on file_____Teacher MOSES of Goshen. . . . . . Date: 18 April       2018       > _____Signature on file_____Priest AARON of Goshen . . . . . . . Date: 18       April 2018       > _____Signature on file_____Master LAOZI of Henan. . . . . . . . . Date: 18       April 2018       > _____Signature on file_____Buddha GAUTAMA of Lumbini. . . . Date: 18 April       2018       > _____Signature on file_____Christ JESUS of Nazareth. . . . . . . Date: 18       April 2018       > _____Signature on file_____Apostle MUHAMMAD of Mecca. . . Date: 18 April 2018       > _____Signature on file_____Caliph ALI of Mecca . . . . . . . . . . . Date:       18 April 2018       > _____Signature on file_____Prophet SMITH of Topsfield . . . . . . Date: 18       April 2018       > _____Signature on file_____Angel MORONI of Cumorah . . . . . . Date: 18       April 2018       >        > CERTIFICATION:       >        > By signing my Name below, I certify that I have read the hereto attached       information. Any questions concerning the universes, the universe 1, and the       universe 2, have been fully and completely discussed. My signature also       certifies my understanding of        this Multi-Party Agreement by and among each Party, the Parties and all       Parties. I understand that I am only responsible for the fate of universe 2,       and a photocopy of this document is as valid as the original.       > x_____Signature on file_____Elizabeth the Second, by the Grace of God of the       United Kingdom,       > x_____Signature on file_____Canada and Her other Realms and Territories       Queen,       > x_____Signature on file_____Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith.       . Date: 18/04/18       > x_____Signature on file_____ATTEST; Printed Name:_______Redacted_______ .       Date: 18/04/18        > x_____Signature on file_____ATTEST: Printed Name:_______Redacted_______ .       Date: 18/04/18       >        > Thou shalt Dig or       > Thou shalt Die       >        > Devil SATAN of Hell       > Shaitan IBLIS of Jinn       > Lord KRISHNA of Mathura       > Teacher MOSES of Goshen       > Priest AARON of Goshen       > Master LAOZI of Henan       > Buddha GAUTAMA of Lumbini       > Christ JESUS of Nazareth       > Apostle MUHAMMAD of Mecca       > Caliph ALI of Mecca       > Prophet SMITH of Topsfield       > Angel MORONI of Cumorah       >        > Thou shalt Dig or       > Thou shalt Die       >        > Lex Luthor       > Lucifer       >        > ARK OF THE COVENANT HEELSTONE DIG ORDER       >        > Redacted <3 Redacted <3       >               [continued in next message]              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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