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   From: bksherman@twitter.com   
      
   MARTHA'S VINEYARD, MA—From his seaside mansion, former president   
   Barack Obama announced today that he is formally passing   
   ownership of the stock market and economy on to President Trump.   
      
   "All the gains were mine -- Trump didn't build that -- but this   
   crash is all on Trump," Obama said as he admired the ocean,   
   which will consume his home in fewer than twelve years. "My   
   responsibility for the great economic gains in this country   
   ended the moment the stocks started to tank this morning."   
      
   The former president said that he does reserve the right to   
   reverse his stance and reclaim credit for any economic gains   
   realized after the market turns around, whenever that may be.   
      
   "As soon as this thing stabilizes, I'll be there, claiming   
   credit for things I didn't do."   
      
   Obama also assured panicked Americans that if they like their   
   economy, they can keep their economy.   
      
   https://babylonbee.com/news/obama-walks-back-comments-about-   
   being-responsible-for-the-stock-market   
        
      
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