XPost: alt.checkmate, princeton.general, talk.politics.guns   
   From: depstein@columbia.edu   
      
   My mom used to yell at me and my brother for the way we'd play with our   
   sisters. "Don't be so rough with them!" she'd say. "Keep your hands to   
   yourself!" she'd scream. "Jesus, Danny, get your tongue out of her mouth!"   
      
   Maybe mom wasn't ready for it, but I think I was on to something. Our   
   society has built up walls where we should be breaking down barriers. We   
   are instructed to love our family members but discouraged from expressing   
   this love physically.   
      
   We grow up drinking our milk from our mothers' breasts but are forced to   
   stop before we both can enjoy it. We've stigmatized otherwise innocent   
   words like "incest" and "inbreeding" and "motherf-cker." As Susan Powter   
   would say, it's time to stop the insanity.   
      
   These days, everybody's talking about the breakdown of the American   
   family. No more family dinners, parents who don't know their children, a   
   loss of traditional family values.   
      
   Some will say it's because our women have returned to work; others because   
   technology has limited the time we spend with each other. Regardless of   
   the cause, I think we all can agree that the way to fix these problems is   
   sex.   
      
   But sleeping with your family members has benefits beyond just restoring   
   family values. Think of how much easier it will make your life. Instead of   
   coming home from work and scouring Craigslist for hours trying to score a   
   quickie, you can look forward nightly to some sweet familial satisfaction.   
      
   And it cuts down on travel time extensively. You thought the girl next   
   door was convenient? Imagine the girl down the hall! With the money you   
   save on gas costs alone, you can probably buy the house a sweet hamster.   
   And that kind of generosity to the family will definitely score you points   
   with the sis.   
      
   As if that's not enough, the sex is simply better. It's well documented   
   that people find themselves irresistibly attractive. And who looks more   
   like you than your genetic equivalents? Translate that sexual tension into   
   a wild time in the sack.   
      
   Plus, we're much better at articulating demands if we're comfortable with   
   our partner. Remember how back in summer camp in seventh grade you shared   
   a bunk with that really smelly kid but couldn't muster the courage to tell   
   him to shower? Well think of all the times you've called your sister a   
   smelly bitch and just imagine what that comfort level could do for the   
   sex.   
      
   And you've gotta admit, there's something hot about tasting the forbidden   
   fruit, about enjoying the one thing society says you can't have. First   
   timers, get ready for some toe-curling.   
      
   Having sex with your family members makes sense on a deeper, more   
   psychological level, too. It combines the emotional aspects of the most   
   deep-rooted bonds with the most physical act of bonding that two humans   
   can share. Even Freud would say it's a win-win. If we spend our lives   
   searching for a mate to replace our mothers or fathers, can we do better   
   than to pick our siblings? I don't think so. And you can say goodbye to   
   in-laws, which is always a plus. I honestly wonder how this never took off   
   before.   
      
   Now I understand that a lot of people might have some hangups about this,   
   and it's difficult waking up after the first time and realizing you just   
   nailed your sister. But the key to finding incestuous pleasure lies in   
   releasing yourself from societal inhibitions and allowing yourself to   
   relax.   
      
   Yes, it's just like anal. And just as anal isn't the extent of any   
   couple's sexual regimen but rather a healthy enhancement, familial   
   relations should be, too. So reject narrow-mindedness, open yourself up to   
   the possibilities, and explore the world of physical pleasure that lies   
   right there within your own front door.   
      
   Feeling homesick will never be the same again.   
      
   http://www.dailyprincetonian.com/2006/02/23/14591/   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)