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   "mga"  wrote in message   
   news:1156260166.226399.248330@75g2000cwc.googlegroups.com...   
   >> >> >> >> >> It's good to read some good news once in a while....   
   >> >> >> >>   
   >> >> >> >> > I would like to let everybody know that I spoke with the   
   >> >> >> >> > "Comandante"   
   >> >> >> >> > earlier today, and he sends everybody a very cordial   
   >> >> >> >> > Revolutionary   
   >> >> >> >> > Salute.   
   >> >> >> >>   
   >> >> >> >> TURBRAIN your grandiosity is without bounds. I am 100% positive   
   >> >> >> >> that   
   >> >> >> >> if   
   >> >> >> >> Fidel gave you a "revolutionary salute" it would be the upraised   
   >> >> >> >> middle   
   >> >> >> >> digit!   
   >> >> >> >   
   >> >> >> > Why do you show such disrespect to "The Comandante"; you shall   
   >> >> >> > refer   
   >> >> >> > to   
   >> >> >> > him as either "The Supreme Leader" or "The Comandante" from now   
   >> >> >> > on.   
   >> >> >> >   
   >> >> >> > This Revolutionary message has been sent to you by the   
   >> >> >> > Revolutionary   
   >> >> >> > commander of the First Juan Mateo Revolutionary Brigade.   
   >> >> >> >   
   >> >> >> > I think I am going to count how many beans the Revolution has   
   >> >> >> > provided   
   >> >> >> > for me tonight.   
   >> >> >> >   
   >> >> >> >   
   >> >> >> >   
   >> >> >> > I am back.  32 beans!  All right!, I will be having a full dinner   
   >> >> >> > tonight.   
   >> >> >>   
   >> >> >>   
   >> >> >> And remember the "Revolution gave you EVERYTHING!"   
   >> >> >   
   >> >> > The Revolution has been very good to me.   
   >> >> >   
   >> >> > I get the feeling that you are a CounterRevolutionary; my friends   
   >> >> > from   
   >> >> > the First Juan Mateo Revolutionary Brigade and I would like to pay   
   >> >> > you   
   >> >> > a visit and dish out some Revolutionary Justice.   
   >> >> >   
   >> >>   
   >> >>     No not counter anything. The revolution gave me my wife. I am   
   >> >> forever   
   >> >> in   
   >> >> its debt!   
   >> >   
   >> > The Revolution gave me diarrhea and I am very grateful to The   
   >> > Comandante for it.   
   >>   
   >> As you should be. Your colon is now sparkling clean.   
   >   
   > Did I also mention that The Revolution is the best medicine to combat   
   > obesity?   
      
   Absolutely. The Cuban government has wiped out obesity!   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
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