XPost: alt.politics.british, uk.politics.misc, alt.politics   
   From: attackdogfan@attackdog.com   
      
   John Reids' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.   
      
   John Reids' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one   
   fools John Reid.   
      
   John Reid does not sleep. He waits.   
      
   John Reid doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the   
   information he wants.   
      
   John Reid once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.   
      
   There are no weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq. John Reid is from   
   North Lanarkshire.   
      
   John Reid once had a heart attack; his heart lost.   
      
   When John Reid breaks the law, the law doesn't heal.   
      
   John Reid crossed the road. Nobody has ever dared question his motives.   
      
   John Reid has only one hand: the upper hand.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)