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      XPost: alt.politics.socialism, alt.politics.economics, alt.politics.media       From: efreem2@alumni.umbc.edu              30 Strangest Deaths in History.              Death by Embracing the Reflection of the Moon              Chinese poet Li Po (701-706) is regarded as one of the two greatest poets       in       China's literary history. He was well known for his love of liquor and       often       spouted his greatest poems while drunk.              One night, Li Po fell from his boat and drowned in the Yangtze River while       trying to embrace the reflection of the moon in the water.              Death by Beard              Austrian Hans Steininger was famous for having the world's longest beard       (it       was 4.5 feet or nearly 1.4 m long) and for dying because of it.              One day in 1567, there was a fire in town and in his haste Hans forgot to       roll up his beard. He accidentally stepped on his beard, lost balance,       stumbled, broke his neck and died!              Death From Holding a Pee In              Danish nobleman and astronomer Tycho Brahe was one interesting       fellow. He kept a dwarf as a court jester who sat under the table during       dinner. He even had a tame pet moose.              Tycho also lost the tip of his nose in a duel with another Danish nobleman       and had to wear a "dummy" nose made from silver and gold, but that's       another       story.              It was said that Tycho had to hold his pee during one particularly long       banquet in 1601 (getting up in the middle of a dinner was considered       really       rude) that his bladder, strained to its limits, developed an infection       which       later killed him!              Later analyses suggested that Tycho died because of mercury poisoning but       that's not nearly as interesting as the original story.              Death by Conductor's Cane              While conducting the hymnal Te Deum for French King Louis XIV in 1687,       Jean-Baptiste Lully was so focused in keeping the rhythm by banging a       staff       against the floor (this was the method before conductor's baton came into       use), that he struck his toe hard but refused to stop.              The toe developed an abscess, which later turned gangrenous, but Lully       refused to have it amputated. The gangrene spread and killed the stubborn       musician.              Ironically, the hymn he was conducting was in celebration of the recovery       of       Louis XIV from an illness.              Death by Dessert              King Adolf Frederick [wiki] of Sweden loved to eat and died from it too!              The "King Who Ate Himself to Death" died in 1771 at the age of 61 from a       digestive problem after eating a giant meal consisting of lobster, caviar,       saurkraut, cabbage soup, smoked herring, champagne and 14 servings of his       favorite dessert: semla, a bun filled with marzipan and milk.              Death by Jury Demonstration              After the Civil War, controversial Ohio politician Clement Vallandigham       became a highly successful lawyer who rarely lost a case.              In 1871, he defended Thomas McGehan who was accused of shooting one Tom       Myers during a barroom brawl. Vallandigham's defense was that Myers had       accidentally shot himself while drawing his pistol from a kneeling       position.              To convince the jury, Vallandigham decided to demonstrate his theory.       Unfortunately, he grabbed a loaded gun by mistake and ended up shooting       himself!              By dying, Vallandigham succeeded in demonstrating the plausibility of the       accidental shooting and got his client acquitted.              Death from Biting One's Tongue              Allan Pinkerton (1819-1884, famous for creating the Pinkerton       detective agency and developing investigative techniques such as       surveilling       a suspect and doing undercover work, died of an infection after biting his       tongue when he slipped on a sidewalk!              Death from Stubbing One's Toe              Famous Tennessee whiskey distiller Jack Daniel decided to come in to       work early one morning in 1911. He wanted to open his safe but couldn't       remember the combination. In anger, Daniel kicked the safe and injured his       toe, which later developed an infection that killed him!              Moral of the story? Don't go to work early.              Death by Orange Peel              Bobby Leach wasn't afraid to court death: in 1911, he was the second       person in the world to go over Niagara Falls in a barrel. The daredevil       went       on to perform many other death-defying stunts, so his death is especially       ironic.              One day while walking down a street in New Zealand, Leach slipped on a       piece       of orange peel. He broke his leg so badly it had to be amputated. Leach       died       due to complications that developed afterwards.              Death by Overcoat Parachute Failure              In 1911, French tailor Franz Reichelt decided to test his invention, a       combination overcoat and parachute, by jumping off the Eiffel Tower.       Actually, he told the authorities that he would use a dummy, but at the       last       minute decided to test it himself. It was no surprise that he fell to his       death.              Death by 1) Poison, 2) Gunshot Wound (4x), 3) Beating by Clubs, 4)       Drowning.              According to legends, Russian mystic Grigori Rasputin (1869-1916) was       first       poisoned with enough cyanide to kill ten men, but he wasn't affected.              So his killers shot him in the back with a revolver. Rasputin fell but       later       revived. So, he was shot again three more times, but Rasputin still lived.       He was then clubbed, and for good measure thrown into the icy Neva River.              Rasputin was finally dead for good.              Death by Baseball              Cleveland Indians shortstop Ray Chapman was the only man ever killed       by a baseball pitch.              At that time, baseball pitchers dirtied up a ball before it was thrown at       the batter to make it harder to see. On August 6, 1920 in a game against       the       New York Yankees, Carl Mays pitched such a ball towards Chapman that       fatally       hit his skull.              Death by Scarf              "Mother of modern dance" Isadora Duncan was killed in 1927 by her       trademark scarf she loved to wear:              As the New York Times noted in its obituary of the dancer on 15 September       1927, "The automobile was going at full speed when the scarf of strong       silk       began winding around the wheel and with terrific force dragged Miss       Duncan,       around whom it was securely wrapped, bodily over the side of the car,       precipitating her with violence against the cobblestone street. She was       dragged for several yards before the chauffeur halted, attracted by her       cries in the street. Medical aid was summoned, but it was stated that she       had been strangled and killed instantly."              Death by Garbage              Homer and Langley Collyer were compulsive hoarders. The two brothers       had a fear of throwing anything away and obsessively collected newspapers       and other junk in their house. They even set up booby-traps in corridors       and       doorways to protect against intruders.              In 1947, an anonymous tip called that there was a dead body in the Collyer       house, and after much initial difficulty getting in, the police found       Homer       Collyer dead and Langley no where to be found. About two weeks later,       after       removing nearly 100 tons of garbage from the house, workers found Langley       Collyer's partialy decomposed (and rat-chewed) body just 10 feet away from       where they had found his brother.              Apparently, Langley had been crawling through tunnels of newspapers to       bring              [continued in next message]              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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