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   "robw"  wrote in message   
   news:tMidnSTikOQXoGDVnZ2dnUVZ_g2dnZ2d@comcast.com...   
   > Oh, not at all. And if you hadn't been such a pussy and met up with us   
   > you'd   
   > have seen that isn't true, at all.   
   >   
   > Cuz, first off she works out in some form everyday. Be it yoga or ballet.   
   > (she studied for ten years) She's five foot eight and weighs about a buck   
   > twenty-five. And she's not a 36D. I have no complaints. You want to know   
   > the   
   > cool thing? She doesn't "teardrop" at crucial times. Only other girls I   
   > ever   
   > went out with didn't "teardrop" was because they were fake.   
   >   
   > And she's never had kids so she's never nursed.   
   > Her nipples aren't hairy, they're lethal.   
      
   LOL!   
      
   Great story by the way, buddy.   
      
   Loved the imagery of these fuckwits in the store dropping their jaws.   
      
   Keep up the good work!   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
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