XPost: alt.non.racism, alt.politics, alt.society.liberalism   
   XPost: talk.politics.misc   
   From: here@home   
      
   On Thu, 23 Oct 2008 20:01:13 -0700, "Gandalf Grey"   
    wrote:   
      
   >Before I embarked upon my serious academic pursuit of and earned a bachelor's   
   >degree in Black Studies at Kent State University, I was under the impression   
   that   
   >niggers did poorly in our society because they chose not to succeed. After   
   much   
   >indoctrination I have come to realize that that the the nigger is more   
   interested   
   >in "keeping it real" than in succeeding. Now, this concept is rather   
   confusing to   
   >your average white guy - after all it is a "black thing". I will attempt to   
   break   
   >down how the nigger succeeds in "keeping it real" in the hopes that greater   
   >cultural sensitivity will be achieved by whitey who seems to be oblivious to   
   this   
   >cultural phenomenon in his pursuit of success and affluence. Niggers are   
   above all   
   >things interested in "keeping it real". It is difficult to define this term   
   but I   
   >will cite examples of essential behavior, fashions and cultural values that   
   >constitute "keeping it real". The ultimate goal of "keeping it real" seems to   
   be   
   >not "acting white". Language is the key element to "keeping it real'.   
      
   >Your language must be generally incomprehensible and heavily embellished with   
   >profanity. Mumbling will help greatly in achieving this effect. The goal is to   
   >become so enmeshed with this slang and profanity that you cannot communicate   
   in   
   >any other way. This will ensure that you will never get a job of any kind,   
   which   
   >is a huge element of keeping it real. This inability to communicate will also   
   >cause you great frustration in resolving conflict, which will require you to   
   use   
   >frequent and meaningless violence. Eschew all things "white" and see no value   
   in   
   >what white people have and continue to accomplish. If you're not sure whether   
   the   
   >endeavor is white just look around your housing development and see what other   
   >niggers are doing. For example you heard the key to knowledge is reading but   
   are   
   >suspect that it may be "white". Upon examination of the residents of your   
   complex   
   >you notice an utter lack of books and/or newspapers. You can therefore   
   conclude   
   >that reading is indeed white and you need not worry yourself with reading.   
   Stay on   
   >top of and religiously follow the latest nigger trend. Look toward the leading   
   >niggers when mindlessly following trends.   
      
   >For example, 50 cent wears a doo-rag AND a baseball hat sideways. You should   
   do   
   >the same so you can keep it real. Keep close watch on how these important   
   trends   
   >change. Lace your sneakers only if other leading niggers also lace sneakers   
   and   
   >keep them unlaced when they do so as well. It would be a major faux paux to   
   mess   
   >up on proper decorum. Do not under any circumstances excel in school. You   
   will be   
   >chastised by other niggers and you will be labeled "white". Place all of your   
   >energy into sports, the latest dance moves and the current form of nigger   
   music.   
   >Maintain this delusion that you will make it to the NBA or Hollywood until it   
   is   
   >too late. By the time that you realize that you won't make it you will   
   already be   
   >enmeshed in a life of petty crimes and senseless violence. At this point you   
   >should develop a misplaced and delusional sense of rage toward all white   
   people.   
   >After all it's whiteys fault that you are where you are. Under no circumstance   
   >should you take any personal responsibility. This would be mature and   
   therefore   
   >white. Stay angry and keep it real. Know just enough about history to know   
   that   
   >you had an ancestor that may have been a slave. Blame all whites for this.   
   Never   
   >mind that it happened hundreds of years ago.   
      
   >Pay no attention to the fact that a small elite of wealthy whites and other   
   >Africans maintained the slave trade. Ignore the fact that it was the   
   bloodshed of   
   >thousands of poor whites that bought your freedom during the Civil War. After   
   you   
   >convert to Islam in prison (the only place anyone ever converts to Islam) be   
   sure   
   >to maintain a healthy hatred of Jews. Never mind the fact that Jews were at   
   the   
   >forefront of all the civil rights initiatives during the 60's. Just hate them   
   and   
   >keep it real. Act offended by all old time caricatures of Negroes like Step   
   and   
   >Fetch it, Amos and Andy and Hambo-Sambo. At the same time continue to   
   perpetuate   
   >negative stereotypes and create new equally ridiculous self caricatures of the   
   >stupid, violent and obnoxious negro like Martin Lawrence, Chris Rock, Snoop   
   Doggy   
   >Dogg, ad nauseum. Never dress appropriately. If you must where a suit make   
   sure   
   >that it is purple or red and has sixteen buttons. In other word dress like a   
   >circus clown.   
      
   >Wear silly hats and other odd articles that draw unnecessary attention to   
   >yourself. Attempt to get a corporate job looking like this and get all   
   offended   
   >when no one takes you seriously. It's whiteys fault that he doesn't appreciate   
   >your attempt to keep it real through your clothing. Ignore the fact that many,   
   >many blacks have succeeded and landed position of power like Colin Powell.   
   Accuse   
   >then of selling out, being white, being house niggers or being Uncle Toms.   
   Accuse   
   >them of not keeping it real and discourage your own children from following   
   the   
   >path that these winners have followed. Stress the importance of keeping it   
   real   
   >even if it means a life of financial and cultural poverty. Use and abuse the   
   >welfare system and become hopelessly dependent on the system. At the same time   
   >rail against whitey for being selfish and how you don't need anything from the   
   >white man even though he feeds you, educates you, houses you and pays for your   
   >health care through his tax dollars. Never appreciate this and never believe   
   the   
   >fact that in most of the world the indigent are left to die in the streets.   
   >Continue to pursue a meaningless existence that revolves around loafing,   
   playing   
   >basketball, drinking, drugs, the consumption of fast food and fornicating.   
      
   >This applies to niggers age 14 to 44. After 44 there's a good chance you'll be   
   >dead. Never act age appropriate. Continue this pursuit of games and pranks   
   without   
   >regard to age or responsibilities. It's all part of keeping it real. Fancy   
   >yourself as some one who is in good with God. Go to church occasionally and   
   hoot,   
   >holler and swing from the rafters. Immediately afterwards go out and break at   
   >least eight or nine of the ten commandments. Don't worry about being a   
   hypocrite   
   >because a real nigger doesn't even know what the word means. Participate in   
   >frequent, random and senseless violence. Never fight a guy with your fist man   
   to   
   >man. Always use some sort of weapon and always have plenty of other niggers   
   >present for moral support and to make sure that your victim doesn't turn   
   around   
   >and kick your ass. Make sure that when you use violence it is for meaningful   
   >reasons like stealing someone's sneakers, robbing a 7-11 clerk for $20 and   
      
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   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)