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From: fasgnadh@yahoo.com.au
They call me Trinity revealed his closet theism:
> I have poured a libation, and slaughtered a fattened calf, placing its
> thighs on a thick layer of fat and burning it in the fire, enabling me to
> send a prayer for you to the Almighty Earthshaker, the Girdler of the World,
> Poseidon Lord of the Seas.
> May He pass judgement on you in His infinite wisdom. Amen.
> (He always seemed like a kinda cool god to me, and I don't think he gets a
> lot of prayers these days, so I sent him one :) )
Like the Athei-buddhists, Trinity is a closet theist (as his name
suggests ;-)
His theology, like all atheists, is primitive and retro, and
quite as stupid as the mainstream atheist beliefs;
The Atheist Catechism:
Published as part of the Official "Atheist Quote of the Month" liturgy
where all the Atheists gather to affirm what best expresses their beliefs:
# Subject: aa - The Polls are Open! AQOTM for Nov 2008
# Date: Thu, 27 Nov 2008 08:10:11 -0500
# From: *nemo*
# Message-ID:
#
# 1) The universe is ruled by a wizard, a zombie, and a ghost.
# Only the ghost is with us now, even though
# the zombie shacks up in our gall bladders and the wizard
# is omnipresent. You'll want to stay on the wizard's good
# side, because he has this thing for the aroma of
# flame-broiled human flesh. Oh, and this ripple and
# this Wheat Thin will turn into chunks of the zombie
# if a designated wizard's apprentice casts a spell on them.
# Thus enchanted, the cracker can be used to reveal the
# true demonic nature of Jews, much as a garlic pizza
# could out vampires (if we believed in such things,
# which we don't cuz that would be silly, dontcha know).
# We know these things to be true despite having not
# one damn reason to believe any of them.
#
# Authior By: DuhIdiot (Atheist )
# Nominated: Christopher A Lee (Atheist )
# Seconded: AZ Nomad (Atheist )
#
# Supported by the following card-carrying
# atheists:
#
# DuhIdiot (Atheist )
# Christopher A Lee (Atheist )
# AZ Nomad (Atheist )
# Robibnikoff (Atheist )
# Kilmir (Atheist )
# Smiler (Atheist )
# Douglas Berry (Atheist )
# pbamvv (Atheist )
# Uncle Vic (Atheist )
# johac (Atheist )
# Louis 14 (Atheist )
# Frank Mayhar (Atheist )
# Tim McGauchy (Atheist )
# Vipera Berus (Atheist )
"When people stop believing in God, they don't believe in nothing
— they believe in anything." - G.K. Chesterton:
--
Armageddonoutahere wrote:
>
> The Inaugural Real Atheist Quote Of The Month
>
> esto perpetua!
>
> Real Atheist Quote Of The Month RAQOTM is an OPEN, democratic and fair
> competition which will be run on a monthly basis to choose the most
> interesting, apt, witty or ridiculous quotes by atheists, theists,
> humanists, philanthropists, dramatists or apiarists.
>
> As the existing AQOTM is a masturbatory scam run by lying atheist
> hypocrites who are afraid of real competition, this alternative
> will not be a closed fraud, run my mental defectives afraid to operate
> outside their Sheltered Workshop, it will not be stacked, it will
> not be manipulated to prevent criticism of those who FEAR free speech!
>
>
>
> * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
>
> Here are the rules for the Quote of the Month Contests.
>
>
>
> RULES
>
> 1. Atheists, theists, humanists and agnostics may participate
> in the contests. "All animals are Equal" - Orwell
>
> 2. A quote is a valid entry for the contests if:
>
> a. The quote is a brief piece of text
>
> b. The quote has recently been written in alt.atheism
> (verifiable), and is original
> (no quotes by famous authors, for instance)
>
> c. Nomination of the quote is made by a person in alt.atheism
>
> d. Nomination of the quote is supported by at least one other
> person in alt.atheism;
>
> e. The quote is not nominated or seconded by the person
> who wrote it in the first place (no one is allowed to
> nominate him- or herself, but a person can vote for
> the quote he or she wrote.)
>
> 3. There will be two categories: 'Atheist Quote of the Month'
> and 'Theist Quote of the Month'. The category for which a
> quote must be nominated must be mentioned by the person
> who wants to nominate it.
>
> If a quote is wrongly categorized (e.g. an atheist quote is mistakenly
> nominated in the Theist QOTM category), the quote will be re-directed
> to appear in the correct category, with appropriate notification.
>
> 4. Nominations can be made until five days before the first of the
> next month. If quotes are nominated after this period, they will be
> considered as entries for the contest of the next month.
>
> * When making a nomination, please use this format
> for the subject line: "aaa - RAQOTM
> Nomination (was: )"
>
> 5. Each atheist or agnostic who visits alt.atheism has one
> vote to cast for each category (two votes total).
>
> 6. Voting starts 5 days before the end of the month.
> During the month, votes will be ignored.
> This way, all nominees will have equal chance of
> winning.
>
> 7. The two winning quotes will be published in the RQOTM Archive.
>
> SUMMARY
>
> A nomination must contain the following information:
>
> 1. The lines of the quote.
>
> 2. Who wrote it.
>
> 3. Who nominates or seconds the nomination of this quote (
> that's you!)
>
> 4. Which category this nomination is for.
>
> 5. The word "nomination" MUST appear somewhere in the subject line!
>
> 6. The original thread title must appear in the subject line.
>
> Publish the nomination or support for a nomination in a designated
> thread, preferably called "RAQOTM Nomination for [month]."
>
> VOTING
>
> 1. In the last five days of the month you can cast your
> vote in both categories.
>
> 2. Votes must be placed in the designated thread.
--- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
* Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)
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