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   From: zzz.zzz@qqq.net   
      
   On 17.02.2010 16:44, skepticl1@aol.com got sick and threw up all over   
   the keyboard:   
      
   >>> UFOs are real, space aliens are visiting planet earth on a regular   
   >>> basis.   
   >>   
   >> Where can we see their flight schedule?   
   >>   
   >> --   
   >> If you don't beat your meat   
   >> You can't have any pudding   
   >> How can you have any pudding   
   >> If you don't beat your meat?   
   >   
   > There are third generation military laser binoculars, (though I have   
   > never personally looked through them, they cost about 5,000 bucks) in   
   > which people are seeing craft using maneuvers that current human   
   > technology couldn't reproduce. More and more people, ordinary people,   
   > are seeing these craft with these binoculars. Hundreds of thousands of   
   > people are reporting interaction with space aliens, the number is even   
   > now in the millions. Whole cities have seen craft land, whether in   
   > Russia or South Africa, though the mainstream media will report these   
   > events, and you can google the information, the mainstream media is   
   > not reporting the phenomenon in the proper context.   
      
   OK, so it's just another conspiracy. Got it.   
      
   Every year a   
   > thousand crop circles are created (some are hoaxed by humans, I'll   
   > admit) which scientists are measuring and finding new mathematics and   
   > never seen before geometry in human history. Every year cattle are   
   > mutilated with mysterious surrounding circumstances. 400 military   
   > officers and enlisted men in the USA have come forward to say they are   
   > part of a conspiracy to hide the existence of UFOs flying, landing and   
   > even crashing and being recovered by the US military on a regular   
   > basis. I have posted their testimonies in this forum.   
      
   Ah, so just like any other supernatural/paranormal bullshit:   
   testimonials by the wagons, but fuck all for real evidence.   
      
      
   --   
   If you don't beat your meat   
   You can't have any pudding   
   How can you have any pudding   
   If you don't beat your meat?   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)