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   Alex Jones, staring down some NWO stooges.   
   Some dare call it   
      
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   “”You see, 666 is a doubling of 33. And 33 is pi.   
   —Alex Jones[1][2]   
      
   Alex Emerick Jones (born in 1974, replaced by an animatronic puppet sometime   
   after 2010) is a radio entertainer and comedian who specializes in making up   
   conspiracy theories to entertain his audience.[3]   
      
   Notoriously hard-to-place ideologically (though clearly located to the right   
   on most topics), Jones' views amount to some kind of high-powered mutant   
   hybrid of libertarianism/paleoconservatism/evangelical   
   protestantism/neoreactionism/miscellaneous. Jones is one of the very few   
   people who can make Glenn Beck look comparatively sane; it gets worse from   
   there.   
      
   Alex got his start on Access TV in Austin, peddling basically the same   
   horseshit, except on a small-time scale. Y2K was what he really pounded the   
   table over, grunting about the end of money and shilling for his gun and   
   survivalist's shop called "The Hardware Store". They specialized in stuff like   
   guns, ammo, MREs[4] and 8-stage water filtration systems. He pimped the hell   
   out of these on his show, promising us all that the end was nigh. Then nothing   
   happened.[5][6]   
      
   Most Texans assumed he was done. Then 9/11 swooped in and bailed the charlatan   
      
   Jones is apparently quite popular. In January 2016, his YouTube channel (which   
   is a most exquisitely entertaining way to kill time) had nearly 620 million   
   views and over 1.2 million subscribers,[3][8] his daily four-hour show aired   
   on more than 60 AM and FM radio stations and drew 2 million listeners per   
   week,[3][8][9] and his two main Web sites, Infowars and PrisonPlanet, drew a   
   collective 4 million unique users per month, more than Rush Limbaugh.[9] Jones   
   has had a cameo appearance in two Hollywood films[note 1] and numerous talk   
   shows.[3][8] In 2010, Jones took in revenues of about $1.5 million.[8]   
      
   Ironically, many of Jones' theories focus on about how celebrities and the   
   powerful, wealthy elite are conspiring against society.   
   [edit] Conspiracy theories   
   “”I'm like a chimpanzee, in a tree, jumping up and down, warning other   
   chimpanzees when I see a big cat coming through the woods... I'm the weirdo?   
   Because I'm sitting in a tree going OOH OOH OOH AAH AAH AAH   
   —Alex Jones, describing his attempts to wake the sheeple[10]   
      
   Jones can't fart without blaming it on a conspiracy of bean   
   producers.[citation NOT needed]   
      
   His radio program is typified by frequent use of the Imperial March from Star   
   Wars[note 2] while he rants about the impending roundup and execution of   
   Americans by the New World Order (NWO) in the next week or two. He has been   
   predicting this every day since at least 1995. We're still waiting. Any time a   
   "major event" of any kind happens in the media, the first words from Jones on   
   his radio show are always, "This whole situation stinks!" and he then   
   immediately begins rounding up clues and evidence of the 'Massive Coverup'   
   currently taking place in the current situation … whatever the situation is.   
      
   Jones loves to cite history to "awaken" the sheeple. Unfortunately for Jones,   
   history is nothing but a series of government-created lies and cannot be   
   trusted.   
   [edit] New World Order   
   “”Devil worshiping pedophiles basically run the New World Order. [....]   
   They   
   love death and they love killing babies.   
   —Alex Jones[2]   
   “”They've got operations so big, grabbin your kids, they CPS 'em right out,   
   Child Protection Services, they're on a jet, to one of -- two dozen countries.   
   And they are slaved out. And lotta times when they hit 25 years old, they --   
   y'know, 10,000 men have had sex with 'em, they've had 30, 40 abortions,[note   
   3] they've been used up in ways that are so hellish you can't even imagine,   
   [slaps table] they just walk 'em right out, shoot 'em in the back of the head,   
   and throw 'em in a vat of acid. That's how they roll, just massive, MASSIVE   
   murder operations.   
   —Alex Jones[11]   
      
   Jones is the most visible (and literally LOUDEST) proponent of the grand   
   Unified Conspiracy Theory wherein just about every current event can be tied   
   into the NWO's nefarious schemes.   
      
   The NWO is the framework which every new conspiracy-of-the-week can be fit   
   into. According to Jones' broadcasts and various "documentaries," the   
   scaffolding around which the N.W.O. was built has its roots in Biblical times   
   and is in part the work of Satan, and branched further about over two hundred   
   years ago when the Rothschild banking family, the Illuminati, and the   
   Freemasons came to power. Since then, things have snowballed into a complete   
   worldwide conspiracy of every government and corporate entity.   
      
   He also adheres to the notion that the NWO will be ruled by the Antichrist,   
   who will eventually be defeated by Jesus after the events of the Book of   
   Revelation have taken place. It's to the point where a real conspiracy where   
   the NWO found him in a lunatic asylum and put him on the radio to make the   
   mainstream not trust conspiracy theories might not be out of the question.   
      
   All this, in spite of the little known fact that Alex Jones is simply a pawn   
   created by the NWO to distract us from the truth.[12]   
   [edit] Boston Marathon bombing   
      
   On April 15 2013, two assailants bombed the Boston Marathon. Three people died   
   in the explosion, generated by crudely made explosives, with over a hundred   
   and seventy injured or mutilated. Of course almost immediately, like a   
   Pavlovian dog hearing the dinging bell, Alex Jones generated a conspiracy   
   about it, claiming the suspects were patsies and it was done by the   
   government, even going so far to accuse a guy scratching his own ear of being   
   a FBI agent.   
      
   While it would seem to be the norm for the crackpot, new information seems to   
      
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