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   Tom Mix to All   
   Real men argue about steak temps, not oa   
   20 Sep 25 21:32:20   
   
   XPost: alt.checkmate, alt.slack   
   From: tommix@mixmin.net   
      
   Look, you can keep your oat milk lattes and kale smoothies. Real men stand   
   around a grill with a cold beer in one hand and an argument about steak temps   
   in the other. Rare, medium-rare, medium—everyone’s got an opinion and none   
   of   
   us are backing down.   
      
   The smoke, the sizzle, that first cut to see if you nailed it—this is what   
   guys actually talk about. You mess up a ribeye, your friends won’t let you   
   hear the end of it for years. You nail it? You’re a legend till next summer.   
      
   That’s the difference. Some people debate which milk froth is best. We debate   
   charcoal vs propane and whether you flip once or twice. That’s man talk.   
      
   So, go get some testosterone if you need it and man up.   
   --   
   Tom Mix   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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