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   alt.paranoia      Stop smoking pot, problem solved?      196 messages   

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   Wally Anglesea™ to Messenger   
   ATT The Messenger, Re: I can't keep this   
   27 Sep 03 08:55:38   
   
   XPost: alt.fan.digimon, alt.paranormal, alt.anarchism   
   XPost: alt.apocalypse   
   From: wanglese@spbigpondammersareparasites.net.au   
      
   On 5 Nov 2001 17:45:00 -0800, omegaadvanced@hotmail.com (The   
   Messenger) wrote:   
      
      
      
   Any excuses?   
      
      
      
   >I can't keep this secret, I can't keep this to myself anymore. I know   
   >that many of you won't believe a word of what I'm about to say. Not   
   >that I blame you, had our roles been reversed I doubt I'd believe it   
   >as well. I have to try though,if I can save one life, if I can save   
   >one person it'll be worth it. So here goes.   
   >   
   >Society, as we know it, will crumble in five months and roughly   
   >twenty-two/twenty-three days. See? I told you you wouldn't believe me.   
   >but I swear it's the truth. The absolute truth.   
   >   
   >I'm sure you have a number of questions and I will try and answer them   
   >all if possible.   
   >   
   >First: what's going to happen? On March 28-29, 2002 The United States   
   >will be hit by a number of Electro-Magnetic Pulse, (EMP) bombs,   
   >anybody who has seen The Matrix would know what an EMP is, but it is   
   >basically a magnetic wave that knocks out electric equipment. Popular   
   >Mechanics recently ran an article on the EMP bomb. They had been   
   >tested in the early '60s on an Island in Hawaii, and the effects of   
   >the bomb were felt in parts of Australia, just to give you an idea of   
   >the range. They are widespread, effective, and cheap. That article in   
   >PM stated that they could be made for about $400   
   >   
   >So, who shot them? I can guess that a number of you are already   
   >jumping to the conclusion that the Taliban are the ones responsible.   
   >That's what I thought at first too. Ever heard the phrase "It's never   
   >the most likely suspect"? Well, in this case it holds true. The   
   >culprits are not the Taliban. The ones responsible are in fact The   
   >Japanese. I don't know why they make this attack, but I do know   
   >(thanks to a recent story on 20/20) that the Japanese government is   
   >"secretly" recruiting and training ninjitsu masters. Just in case   
   >"War, as we know it, ceases to be as technological as it is today." Do   
   >you see? They're preparing for the day when the world's technological   
   >wonders will be reduced to scrap and combat reverts to as it once was.   
   >The US and other western countries will be caught off guard and   
   >vulnerable because of our complacent reliance on technology.   
   >   
   >But I digress. The day that the bombs are shot off, pretty much any   
   >major city gets hit. New York, L.A. Milwaukee, Washington D.C.   
   >Minneapolis, just to name a few. The large radius of the pulse knocks   
   >out the electricity of pretty much any neighboring cities and the U.S.   
   >is brought to a screeching halt. the U.S doesn't realize who shot the   
   >EMPs and assumes that the Taliban are responsible. So we fire our own   
   >stock of EMPs towards the Middle East.   
   >   
   >The Middle Eastern countries become enraged at our assumption that   
   >they were responsible and launch their own (rather large) stockpile of   
   >EMPs at the US,our allies and Asia. Pretty much every country is hit   
   >or affected, except for Australia.   
   >   
   >And thus the world decends into Anarchy, governments crumble, money   
   >becomes useless, and the world is ruled by Clans that form soon after   
   >the fall.   
   >   
   >Oh, and one more thing. The EMP bombs give off a kind of reverse gamma   
   >radiation that affects plant growth. So, you can stop worrying about   
   >the Rainforests because within a few years the majority of the planet   
   >is turned into one. This results in a rising in temperature and   
   >humidity, meaning that within a few years all cities will be under   
   >plastic domes.   
   >   
   >The final question: How do I know? I know simply because I have been   
   >recieving visions, in my dreams, during meditation, when I'm zoning   
   >out during class... I don't know who or what is sending them to me, or   
   >why I'm getting them. But I am getting them.   
   >   
   >Think I'm crazy? So do I. But I can't deny what I'm seeing. I can't   
   >deny you the warning. Whether you heed it or ignore it is up to you.   
   >But think of it this way, what do you have to lose if I'm wrong? What   
   >do you save if I'm right?   
   >   
   >A quick word to the groups this has been sent too...   
   >   
   >Alt.Fan.Digimon-I've got friends who frequent these boards and felt   
   >you needed a warning.   
   >   
   >Alt.Paranoia- I've got a sick sense of humor, what can I say?   
   >   
   >alt.anarchism- maybe now you'll see that an Anarchy is not the best of   
   >otions, though in this instance it is unavoidable   
   >   
   >Alt.paranormal/Alt.apocalypse- I figured this was right up your alley   
      
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