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   alt.paranoia      Stop smoking pot, problem solved?      196 messages   

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   kaleidoscope to All   
   Re: ATT The Messenger, Re: I can't keep    
   30 Sep 03 22:17:51   
   
   From: anisle@webtv.net   
      
   You sound like Miss Annie, and Wombat////   
   ATT The Messenger, Re: I can't keep this secret anymore...   
      
   Group: alt.paranoia Date: Sat, Sep 27, 2003, 8:55am (EDT+4) From:   
   wanglese@spbigpondammersareparasites.net.au (Wally Anglesea™)   
   On 5 Nov 2001 17:45:00 -0800, omegaadvanced@hotmail.com (The Messenger)   
   wrote:   
   Any excuses?   
   I can't keep this secret, I can't keep this to myself anymore. I know   
   that many of you won't believe a word of what I'm about to say. Not that   
   I blame you, had our roles been reversed I doubt I'd believe it as well.   
   I have to try though,if I can save one life, if I can save one person   
   it'll be worth it. So here goes.   
   Society, as we know it, will crumble in five months and roughly   
   twenty-two/twenty-three days. See? I told you you wouldn't believe me.   
   but I swear it's the truth. The absolute truth.   
   I'm sure you have a number of questions and I will try and answer them   
   all if possible.   
   First: what's going to happen? On March 28-29, 2002 The United States   
   will be hit by a number of Electro-Magnetic Pulse, (EMP) bombs, anybody   
   who has seen The Matrix would know what an EMP is, but it is basically a   
   magnetic wave that knocks out electric equipment. Popular Mechanics   
   recently ran an article on the EMP bomb. They had been tested in the   
   early '60s on an Island in Hawaii, and the effects of the bomb were felt   
   in parts of Australia, just to give you an idea of the range. They are   
   widespread, effective, and cheap. That article in PM stated that they   
   could be made for about $400   
   So, who shot them? I can guess that a number of you are already jumping   
   to the conclusion that the Taliban are the ones responsible. That's what   
   I thought at first too. Ever heard the phrase "It's never the most   
   likely suspect"? Well, in this case it holds true. The culprits are not   
   the Taliban. The ones responsible are in fact The Japanese. I don't know   
   why they make this attack, but I do know (thanks to a recent story on   
   20/20) that the Japanese government is "secretly" recruiting and   
   training ninjitsu masters. Just in case "War, as we know it, ceases to   
   be as technological as it is today." Do you see? They're preparing for   
   the day when the world's technological wonders will be reduced to scrap   
   and combat reverts to as it once was. The US and other western countries   
   will be caught off guard and vulnerable because of our complacent   
   reliance on technology.   
   But I digress. The day that the bombs are shot off, pretty much any   
   major city gets hit. New York, L.A. Milwaukee, Washington D.C.   
   Minneapolis, just to name a few. The large radius of the pulse knocks   
   out the electricity of pretty much any neighboring cities and the U.S.   
   is brought to a screeching halt. the U.S doesn't realize who shot the   
   EMPs and assumes that the Taliban are responsible. So we fire our own   
   stock of EMPs towards the Middle East.   
   The Middle Eastern countries become enraged at our assumption that they   
   were responsible and launch their own (rather large) stockpile of EMPs   
   at the US,our allies and Asia. Pretty much every country is hit or   
   affected, except for Australia.   
   And thus the world decends into Anarchy, governments crumble, money   
   becomes useless, and the world is ruled by Clans that form soon after   
   the fall.   
   Oh, and one more thing. The EMP bombs give off a kind of reverse gamma   
   radiation that affects plant growth. So, you can stop worrying about the   
   Rainforests because within a few years the majority of the planet is   
   turned into one. This results in a rising in temperature and humidity,   
   meaning that within a few years all cities will be under plastic domes.   
   The final question: How do I know? I know simply because I have been   
   recieving visions, in my dreams, during meditation, when I'm zoning out   
   during class... I don't know who or what is sending them to me, or why   
   I'm getting them. But I am getting them.   
   Think I'm crazy? So do I. But I can't deny what I'm seeing. I can't deny   
   you the warning. Whether you heed it or ignore it is up to you. But   
   think of it this way, what do you have to lose if I'm wrong? What do you   
   save if I'm right?   
   A quick word to the groups this has been sent too...   
   Alt.Fan.Digimon-I've got friends who frequent these boards and felt you   
   needed a warning.   
   Alt.Paranoia- I've got a sick sense of humor, what can I say?   
   alt.anarchism- maybe now you'll see that an Anarchy is not the best of   
   otions, though in this instance it is unavoidable   
   Alt.paranormal/Alt.apocalypse- I figured this was right up your alley   
   --   
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   http://users.bigpond.net.au/wanglese/Alien_recipes.html "You can't fool   
   me, it's turtles all the way down."   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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