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   alt.paranoia      Stop smoking pot, problem solved?      196 messages   

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   kaleidoscope to All   
   phllt!   
   12 Jan 04 17:10:25   
   
   From: anisle@webtv.net   
      
   Group: soc.penpals Date: Tue, Oct 8, 2002, 8:54am (EDT-3) From:   
   magnolia162@lycos.com (Maggie)   
   taff  wrote in message   
   news:<4301quo6949k2l5k7aj9f90k4jbnb9jhu2@4ax.com>... On Mon, 7 Oct 2002   
   04:11:45 +1000, "Wombat"  wrote: "taff"   
    wrote in message   
   news:ccl0qucou7juhlmvo1ueuesp9p5vhkcpuv@4ax.com... my employer cannot   
   under any pretence claim that they were none the wiser when it comes ot   
   my status as an AB... I advertised the fact boldly in my CV, which oddly   
   enough seems to have been connected with how impressed they are with me!   
   D   
   ...bugger the fish and chips mate! I'm thinking more along the lines of   
   making Spaghetti Marinara, a couple of BBQed bugs and some ever so   
   lovely Crystal Bay prawns with a tangy homemade seafood dressing,   
   possibly a plate of Oysters naturale, and sushimi definitely not out of   
   the question either!   
   )   
   How do I wangle an invite to the next one ????????????   
   Taff.............................   
   Are you mad? Kay, a.k.a. Braticus, is an army brat whose love affair   
   with defective teapots is the stuff of legend. Wangling an invite to one   
   of the Brat's repasts would likely see your carcass turn up as a Welsh   
   Rarebit dish rather than as a guest. The general rule of thumb is that   
   army brats, desert dwelling Banshees and North CarolinaWarblers should   
   only be approached with extreme caution ................ unless of   
   course you have a death wish and are tired of living .............   
   Wombat   
   Oooops. My mistake    
   Taff...............   
   awwwww come on Taff, live dangerously!! I can't speak for the army brats   
   and desert dwellers but this North Carolina Warbler would make sure you   
   enjoyed your last few moments by serving you a nice catered meal..by the   
   time the singing came around well...you would be oblivious to the racket   
   !! :) Remember Blanche Moore? She poisoned her husbands and boyfriend by   
   slipping arsenic in their banana pudding.. she's on death row right now   
   and she says still "well I didn't MEAN to do it!!!!!" hehe evil grin   
   She's from NC too ! :)   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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