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   Michael A. Pereira to All   
   Re: Easy? Doo Wa Wa is Right!   
   19 Jul 04 06:53:05   
   
   From: mpereira@webtv.net   
      
   Dear Doo Wa Wa,   
         You're right. Make love not war. I have said," Defiance against an   
   illegitimate authority is the SECOND greatest pleasure in the world".   
   But you and I know the FIRST. We are both familiar with astral   
   projection. I invite you in. "I bid you welcome." It takes a quickened   
   astral light, a fast polarity cancellation rate (entropy production   
   rate), to shape shift. Entropy production rate is the thermodynamic   
   analogue of velocity in mechanics, and it too bends timespace globally,   
   thereby loosening the soidity of matter so that the body becomes   
   flexable, curing disease, renewing youth and, extrapolating upon these   
   findings, allowing easy shape shifting. It not only takes access to a   
   sufficient supply of opposite polarities, which you most probably have,   
   it also requires a sufficiently conducive atmosphere. As a writer,   
   publishing truth, I have angered the white-light right hand path cartel   
   of organizations who have therefore made every effort to bind my astral   
   light. When, by the inevitable power of the Second Law of   
   Thermodynamics, I break through, they will crumble in irrepairable   
   devastation, and paradise will burst out in America.   
      
      
   http://community.webtv.net/mpereira/TheSecretsofthe   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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