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   Message 6 of 196   
   Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy) to HellPopeHuey   
   Re: I am sick of cleavage (was Crop Circ   
   30 Jul 03 18:58:06   
   
   XPost: alt.alien.visitors, alt.conspiracy, alt.fan.art-bell   
   XPost: alt.paranormal, alt.religion.wicca, alt.slack   
   From: vgorilla@pobox.alaska.net   
      
   On 30 Jul 2003 14:03:45 -0700, hellpopehuey@subgenius.com   
   (HellPopeHuey) wrote in alt.fan.art-bell:   
      
   >Jimmy Snibbler  wrote in message news:...   
   >   
   >> I am sick of seeing cleavage.  I want more out of life.   
   >   
   > ME TOO, but I am a 48DDD. There's no avoiding it. Its either drooping   
   >to my knees or up under my nose. I tried slinging them over my   
   >shoulders, but they threw my center of gravity off and I fell over a   
   >lot. Never mind UFO incursions or angry earth gods. These damned   
   >things ACHE and the nearsighted men won't leave me alone. REMEMBER:   
   >don't EVER piss off the GYPSY WOMAN. The Curse of the Tits is worse   
   >than you think. OW OW OW   
      
   "They" have surgery for that, now.   
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