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   early retirement   
   +++   
      
   oh  hi psychic blog   
   that dropped me in it   
      
   +++   
   do re mi   
   'man overboard'(big accident)   
   +++   
      
   it was   
      
   +++   
      
   th whole   
      
   eastern seaboard of oz   
      
      
      
      
   was under tsunami alert yesterday   
      
      
   first time ever   
      
      
      
   not one cunt   
      
   rang me to ask   
      
      
   should i head to th hills   
      
   mr witchdoctor man   
      
   +++   
      
   last thursday night   
      
   th local cops   
      
   did me again for   
      
      
   ridin down th   
      
   council's mall   
      
      
   they own it   
   dont ya know   
      
      
   so th witchdcotor came clean   
      
   with th local cops   
      
   abotu th two senior federal pigs   
      
      
      
   and a coupel of other offenses   
      
      
   i'd like taken into account   
      
   +++   
      
   then saturday night   
      
   i wandered into th city   
      
   brizzy   
      
   to have another argument with th pigs and   
      
      
   then it got interesting   
      
   +++   
      
      
   i have to inform u   
      
   u have a new   
      
      
   witchdcotor of kuta   
      
   i'm retiring   
      
   +++   
      
   they've taken my playgorund away   
      
   +++   
   ?   
   't007'   
   +++   
      
   if not airborn within three mintues   
   clearance will be cancelled   
      
   lyric   
      
   +++   
   grinspoon   
   'pressure tested 1984'   
   +++   
      
   i can fly   
      
   bewteen th posts int h city anymore   
      
   saturdays ticket is for   
      
      
   failin to keep left   
      
   on th footpath   
      
   +++   
      
      
   level five water restrictions   
      
   i have t leave town   
      
   cant have a bath and   
      
      
   already arguin with th council   
      
      
   over my disability   
      
   th dicklesss tracy   
   suggested i sit in puddles   
      
   bathe in th river   
      
   +++   
      
   luv u too mel   
      
   +++   
      
   course   
      
      
   one of her male colleages   
      
      
   is in my ear   
      
      
   whispered to me   
      
      
      
   this female witchdcotor   
      
   u;ve appointed   
      
      
   will she do as good a job as you have ?   
      
   +++   
      
      
   yr kiddin man   
      
   not one rang me   
      
      
   to ask if they should   
      
   head for th hills   
      
   +++   
      
   our tides were   
   up a foot   
      
   +++   
   tatu   
   'all the things you said in russian'   
   +++   
      
   my doctor asked   
      
      
   had i seen th tsunami ?   
      
      
      
   yeah man   
      
   ubt   
      
      
      
   ya have t go back to where i asked fo rit and   
      
      
   look into my   
      
   agenda   
      
   which said   
      
   new zealand nxt   
      
      
   then we invade   
      
      
   new guinea   
      
      
      
   stoppin on all th small islands   
   on th way   
      
   as is traditional   
      
      
      
   level five quake in nz then   
      
      
   yesterdays   
      
   was 8.1 in soloman islands   
      
      
   which oz has a problem with   
      
   +++   
      
   more drugs over here   
      
   scuse i   
      
   .   
   .   
   .   
      
   one cop   
   wants me to go back to th underworld   
      
   +++   
      
   well th underworld   
   offered me a car to   
      
   disappear in   
      
   but i dont need it   
      
      
      
   no-one cares   
      
   +++   
      
   but   
      
   it does look   
      
      
   like i'll get away with   
      
   th two senior feds   
      
   +++   
      
   queensland law   
      
      
   th pigs anyway   
      
   dont admit   
      
      
   psychic phenomena is real   
      
   +++   
      
   she called it   
      
   psychic bullshit   
      
   +++   
   placebo   
   'running up that hill'   
   +++   
      
   th mood stabilizer hasnt   
      
   affected my gift   
      
   +++   
      
   still writin clues to th nxt song   
   about to play   
      
   +++   
      
   my playground   
      
      
   th posts in town my   
      
      
   pain management system is   
      
   shot t hell   
      
   +++   
      
   understandable   
   th pigs   
      
   dont want a witchdoctor   
   anywhere round here   
      
   +++   
      
   i'm not needed here   
      
   i said to th pigs   
      
      
   sat night   
      
   and on monday   
      
      
   when th   
      
   whoel eastern oz   
      
      
      
   was freakin about th tsunami warnings   
      
   not one phone call   
      
   +++   
      
   i havent succeeded trippy   
      
   +++   
      
   havent gotten thru to anyone   
      
   +++   
      
   ah man   
   almost cryin in my bong   
      
   +++   
      
   ya have to let me go kuta   
      
   +++   
      
   mel doesnt   
   believe in psychci phenomena but   
   i go tfive coppers   
      
   surrunding me in adelaide st   
      
      
   hangin on every word   
      
      
   blood mopney curse   
   on th internet   
      
   sevend ays before   
      
   world trade centre dropped   
      
   +++   
      
   dragged christopher skase   
      
   to his deathj   
      
   behgidn my car   
      
   in this blog   
      
   seven days before th cunt died of   
      
      
   natural causes   
      
   +++   
   blue oyster cult   
   'veteran of the psychic wars'   
   +++   
      
      
   th media wont listen   
      
   +++   
      
   cops asked me   
      
   +++   
      
   th underworld   
      
   where i came from   
   is listening but   
      
      
   they;r eppl too   
      
   not oen call   
      
   +++   
      
   yr it kuta lady   
      
   taking my magic and   
      
   headin elsewhere   
      
   +++   
      
   to th mountians   
      
   +++   
      
   i dropped int o claires   
      
   plank was down   
      
      
   from cairns   
   on my brothers birthday   
      
   th other day   
      
      
   he asked   
      
   how u know i was here black ?   
      
      
   one of th few who still call me   
      
   black   
      
      
      
   i passed our old farm and   
      
      
   yr last name   
      
   written on th gate man   
      
   a builder   
      
      
   i can read th signs   
      
   +++   
      
   so how's cairns and th   
   tablelands goin then ?   
      
      
   interesting   
      
   +++   
      
   1800 k's north   
      
   +++   
      
   got somewhere else to go first   
      
   +++   
      
   i used to run drugs in cairns   
      
      
   that dry hey   
      
      
      
      
   while i was on probation for drugs   
      
      
   i know   
      
   some things never change   
      
   +++   
      
   course   
      
      
   th local dealers   
      
      
      
   well two of em   
      
   are   
      
      
      
   we;re dry here too paulie   
   u been gettin looked after   
      
   +++   
   violent femmes   
   'i held her in my arms'   
   +++   
      
      
   show me th bitches   
      
   +++   
      
   shutup then   
      
   +++   
      
      
   they do look after me though   
      
   +++   
      
   th last time h ran out   
      
   i was already sittin at th table   
      
   when th big feela rrived to nab th last   
      
   +++   
      
      
   no i'm already fixed up   
      
   +++   
      
   and whenth three cop cars   
      
   sat around th corner   
      
   both me and   
      
   little brother   
      
   came flyint hru th door   
      
   not fuckin wi my pot supply   
      
      
      
   even my non smokin brother   
      
   landed in my dealers driveway   
      
   +++   
      
   th cops are in my diary   
   th doctors are in my diary   
      
   but not one   
      
   rang me to ask   
      
      
   should we be evacutaing proven psychic man   
      
   +++   
   planet funk(feat dan black)   
   'who said'(stuck in the uk)   
   +++   
      
      
   i watched th local reaction   
      
   and how many ppl   
      
   never got th tsunami warnings   
      
      
   closely   
      
   +++   
      
   not happy jan   
      
   +++   
      
   th reef will save us   
      
      
   and th isalnd out there   
      
      
      
   no they wont   
      
   +++   
      
   added a foot   
   to our tides   
      
      
   and only 8.1   
      
   +++   
      
   they got a   
   five metre   
      
   tsunami   
      
      
      
   donw there   
      
   in th soloman islkands   
      
      
   down   
      
   not up   
      
      
      
   we been here longer   
      
   than u   
      
   +++   
      
      
   care factor   
      
   u didnt join   
      
      
   the united states of austral asia   
      
   +++   
      
      
   when johnny howard   
   signed a   
      
      
      
   defense pact with   
   japan   
      
   i smiled   
      
   +++   
      
   giggled   
      
   if th truth bee known   
      
   +++   
   Christina/Mya/Pink/Lil' Kim   
   'Lady Marmalade'   
   +++   
      
   catwoman   
      
      
   has sent me another txt   
      
   said she would   
      
   +++   
      
   i dunno babe   
      
   i did   
      
      
   ride in th surf   
   three weekends in a row   
      
   down surfers paradise way   
      
      
   in th last month   
      
      
   withc i cant afford   
      
   +++   
      
   wot's th witchdoctor doin here   
      
      
   ridin th beach   
      
   three weekends in a row   
      
      
   he told th pigs   
      
      
   he only comes here   
      
   twice a yr   
      
   +++   
      
   i put   
   one toe   
      
      
   in th north pine dam   
   on sunday   
      
   +++   
      
   long walk   
   down th bank   
      
   to th water   
      
   +++   
      
   so dry   
      
   +++   
      
   i'm not neededhere kuta   
      
   it doesn tmmatte rif th white chick withnice tits   
      
      
   cant do my job   
   as good as i can   
      
   least they'll look at her and   
      
   stare at her tits and hten   
      
   maybe listen to two words   
      
   she puts together   
      
   +++   
   ?   
   'geardown'   
   +++   
   kylie minogue   
   'slow'   
   +++   
      
   she's got th magic   
      
   dont bee a racist cunt or   
      
   sexist   
      
   +++   
      
   a tough bitch   
      
      
   a kuta lady   
      
   +++   
      
   she got about   
   six other kuta ladys to help her   
      
   +++   
      
   how are yr balls black ?   
      
   "not enough baths"   
      
   +++   
      
   body is runnin a little   
      
   under th weather   
      
   already   
      
      
   th   
      
      
   water levels in our house dropepd   
      
   soem months ago   
      
      
      
   my little brother   
      
   +++   
      
   level five water restrictions   
      
   no baths   
      
   +++   
      
   and carteainly not   
      
   th five a day i   
      
   lived with for   
      
   twenty yrs   
      
   +++   
      
   dumb dickless tracy   
      
   asked why not a shower   
      
      
   do ya get   
   one sixth gravity   
      
      
      
   for th testies   
      
   in a shower dear   
      
      
   well   
      
   +++   
      
   cant beat city hall   
   dont i know it   
      
   +++   
   the red hot chilli peppers   
   'track no02'   
   +++   
      
   dont think   
   th medical guys will   
      
      
   get me past all their rules   
      
   in time   
      
   +++   
      
      
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