From: jtj0012@134.139.2.10   
      
   "JB"  wrote in message   
   news:1192474610.866046@dr-f.mr-happy.com...   
   > In ,   
   > Tom Carberry  shouted to everyone in earshot,   
   >>"By this time my lungs were aching for booze".   
   >   
   > damn, I can't believe I forgot that one.   
   >   
   >>"It's not my fault JFK stayed at Crosby's house".   
   >   
   > and that one I don't even remember.  odd...   
   >   
   > anyway, I apparently can't leave well enough alone:   
   >   
   > - hey, Teach!   
   > hey, Chong!   
   >   
   > I like the *thumb* voting!   
   >   
   > - she's a top model!   
   > that's why they shoot her in mall parking lots.   
   >   
   > a turd gun???! what do they need one of those for?!   
   >   
   > - ...women *can* make a difference!   
   > oh, the director just put that in there so he could get laid.   
   >   
   > hey, mister! you're draggin' your teen-age girl!   
   >   
   > - let's get some real actors in here!   
   > sorry, sir, that'd break the budget.   
      
   Let us not forget:   
      
   I detect the liver-spotted hand of Aaron Spelling is behind this.   
   What about the underwire cutters.   
   Charlie was close, I could smell his perfume.   
   They're attacking a Klingon Language camp.   
   Beer and porn do make the (shit/shift) go faster.   
   It's the T&A team.   
   The mean streets of Ojai (California).   
   Jim Backus is John Phillip Sousa.   
   How many of those are load bearing straps.   
   This was Jim Backus' first film after he died.   
   If only poor Jim had gotten residuals from Gilligan's Island.   
   You know, now I appreciate the quiet dignity of Pat Buttram's performance.   
   This is offending one-celled animals.   
   You know you're old when you've got curb feelers on your car.   
   "Now try to clean this mess up" -- Hey it's your dog.   
   If you're going to wake me up this early, you've gotta expect me to drink.   
   Greg Louganis goes motorcycling.   
   Hell's Angels on Wheels starring Esther Williams.   
      
   Tom Carberry (#45505, and don't get me started on the Alan Hale references)   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)