From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu   
      
   	(I give up: there's episodes that just *can't* be fitted with   
   'riff' in there anywhere.  Easier to use a framing device and open up   
   some that have gone fallow, like, Hercules.)   
      
      
   >	``Help me!  Please, Tom, help me!   
      
   TOM:	Ahm ... what?  Huh?  Ah, bring-bring, oh, honey, telephone's ringing,   
   	I gotta go.  Bye.   
      
   > 					    Save me, Tom, please!   
      
   JOEL:	Well, that's what she gets for railing against him.   
   TOM:	Ooh, ouch.   
      
   > Please save me, please --  AAAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!   
      
   CROW:	Ah -- ah -- hold on, I've decided to save you.  Ah ... oh.  Shoot.   
   TOM:	Note to myself: never date in a lighthouse!   
   CROW:	Miss Johnson, send in another fiancee.   
      
   JOEL:	Next week on Tormented!   
   CROW:	Tonight's episode -- Johnathan Livingston Murder!   
      
   --   
   								Joseph Nebus   
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   CROW:	Oh, this cat's on to my hip lingo too quick.  I am out of here.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)