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   Joseph Nebus to All   
   Riff For Today: The She-Creature   
   06 Apr 08 01:42:15   
   
   From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu   
      
   TOM:	(Burp) Oh, 'scuse me.   
   CROW:	The ocean needs Zantac.   
   MIKE:	No catch!  No catch!  Out of bounds!   
   TOM:	Samurai Lobster!   
      
   CROW:	Why do they have to park in front of our house?  I, just ...   
      
   MIKE:	In life you knew me as Jacob Marley.   
   CROW:	Oh, it's just the stairs that bother me now, dear.   
      
   TOM:	Oh, the Hendersons got a new big screen.   
      
   MIKE:	I'm the special tonight!  You can have me with drawn butter,   
   	relish, grapefruit cup or gravy, sliced tomato salad, or muffin.   
      
   --   
   								Joseph Nebus   
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   TOM:	The only movie based on a lens flare!   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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