From: matrix29@charter.net   
      
       I am watching FLESH FOR FRANKENSTEIN (1973) right now.   
       I was originally writing this real-time in the potential for it to be a   
   mockable movie, but it has much too nudity and laughable blood effects   
   (paint-red blood) to work for MST3K broadcast audiences.  It would work for   
   an Internet mockery though given that the Internet is not chock-full of   
   bores.   
      
      
       The beginning starts with two boring children playing "Chopping the   
   heads off dolls slowly with a guillotine" or "The Wednesday Addams Funtime".   
   Then it slogs along to a few outside shots, slogs to an inside shot with   
   mama Frankenstein and kids, and then slogs to the laboratory where a naked   
   woman (boobie shot) is slowly raised out of a tank of water and placed on a   
   metal table.   
      
       The movie at this point seems a total bore with long pauses and long   
   slow masturbatory-level of filming of nothing of great interest.   
      
       The movie has moved to two uninteresting guys in a field chatting about   
   uninteresting things.  Then back to Doc Frankenstein's lab where they are   
   slowly chatting about organs and moving one to another beaker.  Now to the   
   mom plus kids on a hillside where the apples are lost and rolling downhill   
   to transition to a couple of people laying shirtless with each other.  Now   
   mama Frankenstein is berating out the sheepherder and demanding he meet her   
   back at the castle.  Back to the lab with Frankenstein and sidekick with   
   flesh-sewing time and a monolog about "A new race responding only to my   
   bidding after he finds a suitable mate."   
      
       Ignoring the fact that he's using the same boring human parts for his   
   zombies that are freely grown by natural processes, the level of retarded   
   thinking processes is hilarity in itself.  Improved products come from   
   improved quality of parts.  This level of thinking is akin to swapping out   
   one poor-quality tire on a car for another poor-quality tire on a car.   
      
       Now we move onto Doctor Frankenstein whining about those "filthy women   
   with their large breasts rolling around" and needing indiscriminate men who   
   have no interest in women with perfectly small breasts (while the kiddies   
   look on from viewing glassless windows over the laboratory).  Then we cut to   
   a whorehouse starting with the deal for the services and then where men and   
   ladies grope each other in a softcore-erotic manner.  Meanwhile Frankenstein   
   and buddy are doing some evesdropping "for purely scientific purposes".   
   Then a small gekko decides to go on a journey of car insurance sales over   
   the man's left buttcheek and the hookers freak out and run outside.  This   
   allows Frankenstein to comment, "Two woman, what a strong man, look at his   
   profile".   
      
       Cut to mama Frankenstein putting the idiot kids to bed by winding up a   
   real annoying mechanical musical birdcage.  Cut to Frankenstein slicing off   
   the head of the previously noted drunken man and the murder of the drunken   
   friend.  The next morning a woman finds the headless body while the main   
   hero character reacts to drag off the body.  Cut to Frankenstein back in   
   sewing mode hooking up the freshly harvested head onto the new body.  Cut to   
   the admonished sheepherder and mama Frankenstein griping at him so she can   
   sex him up.  Then he recaps the friend's decapitation we've seen earlier.   
   Then we move onto the sexing.  Then back to the lab while Doctor   
   Frankenstein clips stitches on female Frankenstein as he gropes her innards   
   pointlessly while showing masturbatory facial expressions.  Cutting back to   
   the sheepherder sexing up mama Frankenstein while the kids peep on through   
   the backing of a poorly silvered mirror.   
      
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       Well, I'm bored.  The dumbness of this movie has been enough to   
   over-write the painful unentertaining dumbness and mental stench of "The   
   Invisible" (2007) and all of the characters plus writers of that trash that   
   should die a horrible death too.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)