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   Joseph Nebus to All   
   Cause I Won't Be Riffing You: The Sinist   
   10 Apr 08 00:32:49   
   
   From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu   
      
   TOM:	The raw power of a casual slap.   
   CROW:	And, Ann Miller looks on!   
   MIKE:	This town really *did* need porn.   
   TOM:	They're trying to recreate the Burt Lancaster/Deborah Kerr   
   	thing, aren't they?   
   CROW:	It's not working.   
   MIKE:	Breaks just like a little ... what?   
   CROW:	This looks like a job for Zimmer-man!  Whoo!   
   TOM:	Those kids finally cleared out, the Life photographer's gone,   
   	I can use the phone now, jeez.   
      
   >	``Operator, gimme the cops.''   
      
   MIKE:	*Any* cops!   
   CROW:	Smell it!  Smell it!   
   TOM:	Ah, it's a pretty lame fight, don't bother coming over.   
   MIKE:	Someone hit someone or we're going back to our porn!   
      
   --   
   								Joseph Nebus   
   ------------------------------------------------------------------------------   
   >	``What are you doing here again?''   
      
   CROW:	Ah, guess who's not dead?  Heh-heh-heh-heh.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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