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|    Joseph Nebus to All    |
|    Riff 21 April 2008: Samson Vs The Vampir    |
|    21 Apr 08 00:55:25    |
      From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu              TOM: Would you *just* get out of the coffin -- Sheesh.       CROW: Dive in, girls, the buffet's open!       MIKE: Ah, you got a little -- get a little -- goop out of there.       TOM: I'd like to thank the Academy.              > ``Zorina, Queen of the Vampire Women!              CROW: Here.              > The hour appointed to       > acquire your original beauty has arrived.''              CROW: I've -- learned to appreciate my offbeat looks.       MIKE: She's got combination skin. One part is fetid and one part        is rotted.       TOM: Ladies and Gentlemen, Miss Putrescence.       MIKE: She looks like a Magic Eye picture.              --        Joseph Nebus       ------------------------------------------------------------------------------       [ At the party. ]              MIKE: I don't know, I -- just came home and they were here!       TOM: Any bat puppets? No, no bat puppets.       CROW: Why is he wearing a wastebasket?       MIKE: I came dressed as a Mexican.              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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