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   Joseph Nebus to All   
   Riff 21 April 2008: Samson Vs The Vampir   
   21 Apr 08 00:55:25   
   
   From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu   
      
   TOM:	Would you *just* get out of the coffin -- Sheesh.   
   CROW:	Dive in, girls, the buffet's open!   
   MIKE:	Ah, you got a little -- get a little -- goop out of there.   
   TOM:	I'd like to thank the Academy.   
      
   >	``Zorina, Queen of the Vampire Women!   
      
   CROW:	Here.   
      
   > 						The hour appointed to   
   > acquire your original beauty has arrived.''   
      
   CROW:	I've -- learned to appreciate my offbeat looks.   
   MIKE:	She's got combination skin.  One part is fetid and one part   
   	is rotted.   
   TOM:	Ladies and Gentlemen, Miss Putrescence.   
   MIKE:	She looks like a Magic Eye picture.   
      
   --   
   								Joseph Nebus   
   ------------------------------------------------------------------------------   
   [ At the party. ]   
      
   MIKE:	I don't know, I -- just came home and they were here!   
   TOM:	Any bat puppets?  No, no bat puppets.   
   CROW:	Why is he wearing a wastebasket?   
   MIKE:	I came dressed as a Mexican.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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