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   Joseph Nebus to All   
   Riff 27: The Crawling Hand   
   27 Apr 08 18:24:07   
   
   From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu   
      
   >	``Dames like her always keep beer around.''   
      
   JOEL:	Always.   
      
   >	``I told you there'd be beer in the refrigerator.'   
   >	``Holy -- come here!''   
      
   TOM:	Huh?   
      
   >	``What's the matter?  What is it?"'   
      
   TOM:	A two-for-one special!   
      
   >	``I dunno, but I'm getting out of here!''   
      
   CROW:	It's a body, dummy.   
      
   >	``He might still be alive.''   
   >	``With a face like that?  Marks on his throat?   
      
   TOM:	No, that's not a dummy, it's a body.   
      
   >							 Listen, buddy,   
   > we were supposed to collect the dame and that's all.  This guy's on   
   > his own.''   
   > 	``He is alive, let's get him out of here.''   
      
   JOEL:	You know, it doesn't get any better than this.  You spend a hard   
   	day loading bodies and you got one more than you counted on.   
   	It's Miller time.   
      
   --   
   								Joseph Nebus   
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   >	``Have I ever steered you wrong?''   
      
   TOM:	Well, there's that whole beer/dead body thing.  Yeah.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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