From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu   
      
   TOM;	It's the special effects siren!  Everybody run!   
   JOEL:	No, one long wail means Giant Spider Warning -- or is it a watch?   
   	I keep forgetting.   
   TOM:	Conditions are right for a giant spider.   
   CROW:	You know, life is simple here at Grovers Corner.   
      
   [ Cars collide. ]   
      
   CROW:	Joe Doakes.  He wasn't a very good driver.   
   JOEL:	He's nursing a sick friend.   
   TOM:	Mm-hmm.   
      
   TOM:	Hey, hey, hey, it's Crazy Days in downtown Buffalo, and   
   	everything must go!  Everything is marked down!   
      
   [ Woman screams, as her skirt is caught in the car door. ]   
      
   JOEL:	Door handle, honey.  Open the door handle.   
   TOM:	Everybody's afraid of these crane shots!  ... It's just a spider.   
      
   --   
   								Joseph Nebus   
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   JOEL:	It says, 'Danger -- Weak Plot Ahead -- This Means You'.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)