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   Joseph Nebus to All   
   Riff May 18: Money Talks!   
   18 May 08 01:58:32   
   
   From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu   
      
   >	``Why is it that I always run out of money just when I need it?   
      
   TOM:	Why do I conk my hair?   
      
   > Why am I always broke?   
      
   MIKE:	Maybe it's my crack habit.   
      
   >			  Bob buys himself a car, while I have to worry   
   > about where -- and a half to take a sister to a dance.   
      
   CROW:	Maybe it's these mortgage payments.  I shoulda bought a smaller   
   	house.   
      
   > 							  I dont get it.   
      
   TOM:	Ah, the appeal of Adam Sandler.   
      
   > Other people don't seem to worry about money all the time.  Why am I   
   > always in the red?   
      
   CROW:	Even having a huge Mallomar doesn't help!   
      
   --   
   								Joseph Nebus   
   ------------------------------------------------------------------------------   
   CROW:	Ah, this is my weekly feigning of interest in you, son.   
   TOM:	You're gonna buy a dress?  Hm.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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