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|    Joseph Nebus to All    |
|    Riff May 18: Money Talks!    |
|    18 May 08 01:58:32    |
      From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu              > ``Why is it that I always run out of money just when I need it?              TOM: Why do I conk my hair?              > Why am I always broke?              MIKE: Maybe it's my crack habit.              > Bob buys himself a car, while I have to worry       > about where -- and a half to take a sister to a dance.              CROW: Maybe it's these mortgage payments. I shoulda bought a smaller        house.              > I dont get it.              TOM: Ah, the appeal of Adam Sandler.              > Other people don't seem to worry about money all the time. Why am I       > always in the red?              CROW: Even having a huge Mallomar doesn't help!              --        Joseph Nebus       ------------------------------------------------------------------------------       CROW: Ah, this is my weekly feigning of interest in you, son.       TOM: You're gonna buy a dress? Hm.              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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