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   Joseph Nebus to All   
   Riff - June 2: Radar Men From The Moon,    
   02 Jun 08 03:12:00   
   
   From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu   
      
   JOEL:	Oh, man, you guys are gonna *looooove* this one!   
      
   >	``You heard the orders?  Charter a plane and drop one of our   
   > atomic bombs into the outer crater.  Nature will do the rest.''   
   >	``Okay.  When do we do it?''   
   >	``At once.  I will get you the bomb.''   
      
   CROW:	It's, ah, right over here, by the, ah, toaster oven.   
   TOM:	This one's called the Baby Boy.   
      
   CROW:	Joel, what's the matter with these guys anyway?  I mean, ah,   
   	they're ready to sell their home planet for some *money*.   
   JOEL:	Well, they just don't have any real home planet pride.   
   TOM:	You think they have wives and families?   
   JOEL:	Well ... yeah.   
   CROW:	Oh, they probably sold them *too* to pay for those nice suits.   
      
   TOM:	You know, the Cessna Skyhawk is usually your best choice for   
   	bombardiering missions.   
      
   --   
   								Joseph Nebus   
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   JOEL:	The doughnuts are here, sir.  They're fluffy and delicious.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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